and when i sleep im gonna dream of how you

+r • 19 • enfp • she/her • part time chicken blogger sideblogs: hockey

[beaniebabyoftheday]

[dreamiemirage]

Some people need to learn to use the block button instead of constantly engaging with people

[anarcho-dykeism]

advice for both fighting games and social media

[thothoes]

my fav twitter thread this winter

[trophywive-deactivated20250803]

i watch movie i have an epiphany i forget it the next day . that’s just who i am

[neyruto]

the other day at work, I met a man who I think was 100% a werewolf. he was very charismatic but in a weird way and it was cold but california cold and he had on a very large fur coat and flannel underneath with a single huge tooth on a necklace? he even had sharp canine teeth that did that thing that anime boys do and poke out a little when he smiled?? I saw him for 5 seconds but he was very beautiful and was buying raw meat.

[neyruto]

I failed to mention I work at a pet store so buying raw meat “for your dog” is a perfect cover

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[weirdness-is-good]

No one in this video is a human.

[horsecrash]

the sims 9

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

Gam Gam’s Hot Banana Water

[despazito]

[sagihairius]

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet

[joybare-deactivated20201118]

So fucking sick of instagram. Do you know how many people die of influencer every year

[anactualmoon]

between 12,000 and 61,000

[joybare-deactivated20201118]

See =_= Its an epidemic and we need to shut down instagram

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[pukicho]

If humans are supposed to be so ‘evolved’ how come your eyelashes fall into your eyes to periodically blind you? 

[pukicho]

[jazzypizzaz]

[thewonderzebra]

Oh thank god someone finally did this

[wendibird]

*LMAO* Just in case anyone was confused…

[eggsaladstain]

god bless the producers of worst cooks

[narwhalsarefalling]

introduced my mom to pirating websites now she’s watched “so many movies I haven’t seen in years! for free!” and she wants me to “tell your internet followers about this!”

[narwhalsarefalling]

she does want me to warn you “don’t click on those ads with the very pretty ladies!” and that “please tell those lesbians on the internet not to fall for it!”

[phosphorcopter]

[taahko]

[turns dead poets society off at the end of a midsummer nights dream] great movie, great ending, loved it