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not back but i needed to throw this somewhere

theotherwesley

Me getting up in the morning like

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like

DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

This is and always will be my favorite Tumblr post of all time.

ahlistoquevillero

spiritdick

I want to know why

art-woonz

Art By IG: @maicolle.art

Instagram: @artwoonz

Twitter: @artwoonz_

art-woonz

Art By IG: @francoisdourlen

Instagram: @artwoonz

Twitter: @artwoonz_

art--woonz

Art By IG: @woodcastles

bayrampaşa oto ekspertiz Instagram: @artwoonz

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decryptidart

I’m back. = u= <3

#yyh

bravestghost-deactivated2019070

shading colour tips

hey yall its me the Art Mom™ to help you shade pretty

rule 1: DO NOT SHADE WITH BLACK. EVER. IT NEVER LOOKS GOOD.

red- shade with a slightly darker shade of purple

orange- slightly darker and more saturated shade of red

yellow- i think like..a peach could work but make it a really light peach

green- shade with darker and less saturated shade of blue or teal

blue- shade with purple

purple- a shade thats darker than the purple you’re using and maybe a little pink (MAYBE blue)

pink- darker shade of red

white- a really light lavender or blue..or i guess any really light colour??

black- okay listen dont use pure black to colour anything unless you want to leave it with flat colours because you cant really shade black lol

grey- a slightly darker shade of purple or blue (less saturated)

brown- slightly darker and less saturated shade of purple or red

aaaaand thats all i got lol. let me know if there is anything i should add to this list!!

valmoxium

If you’re a visual learner…

I made some Balls of Colour to go with Art Mom™’s post:

anxietyproblem

@anxietyproblem

anxietyproblem

pr1nceshawn

Which Breed Is Your Favorite?

Pitbull

Pomeranian

Spaniel

Dachshund

St. Bernard

Welsh Corgi

Poodle

Bernese Mountain Dog

British Bulldog

Bichon Frise

Labrador

ulibeanzz

every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat

socialnetworkhell

The type of anxiety this post invokes is so rare and specific

yourboyfriiend

peter pettigrew traumatized us

lgbtlaughs

tumblr: hey we flagged some of your posts :) just ask us to review them if you think we’re wrong :) no we won’t link you directly to the post we’ve flagged :)

me, who has been running this blog for 9 years:

elodieunderglass

does anyone have a minute for my new fuckin ride

This is apparently the Brooke Swan Car. I struggled to find a primary source to explain it, but the Vintage and Classic Car Club of India and this article in the Telegraph seem pretty confident that it is an actual object and not a fevered dream, and they agree that the swan head had glowing eyes and could spurt hot water from its beak, in order to clear people away from the streets ahead of the car.

The Vintage and Classic Car Club of India has a passage that powerfully evokes the emotions of this car more effectively than I ever could:

The amber lighiting of the car, glowed dissonantly in the dark, coupling the level of un-comfortableness with the multi-note Gabriel exhaust horn and an hot water spray in the swan’s beak that enabled the chauffeur to clear passage through Calcutta’s crowded streets.

And the Telegraph adds an extra dollop of detail:

It was in the fashionable Maidan Park, where Calcutta’s elite promenaded in their carriages and cars every afternoon, that Scotty displayed the Swan Car’s most outrageous feature. A dump valve inside the car dropped splats of whitewash on to the road from the Swan’s rear end - just to make it more lifelike.

Apparently a keyboard in the back allowed the owner to “play chords and bugle calls” on the horn. TOOT TOOT MOTHERFUCKERS.

You’ll know it’s Mad Max time when I come tooling and screaming my way towards your home in this car, wreathed in blasts of steam, menacingly honking “In the Hall of the Mountain King” out of a rubber horn concealed in a carved swan head, and artistically shitting paint everywhere. I’ll peel to a halt in front of you and say “Can you play the keyboard” in a sexy way, possibly looking over my cool aviator sunglasses. It doesn’t matter if you say “yes” or “no,” I’ll just look at you approvingly and say, “Get in.” You’ll leave your life behind and climb in and just smash the keyboard in a cacophony of magnificent toots, while we drive off through the apocalypse and into the better world.