¿Que?

Just a guy with anti-GAD encephalitis. @memoryissues on Twitter

[hotvampireadjacent]

when you run out of drama to make in your life you gotta start ant drama

[ampervadasz]

[andy-kandy]

These are what pranks should be….

[queenstravelingdarling]

My heart would have came out my chest!!!

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[kimmycup]

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

[five-flats]

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

[ariminiria]

I am a bag of water and life is a physicist with a packet of sharp colored pencils

[typac]

[j0nawithazero]

NAME A WOMAN

[supermegahijabi]

Live footage of the cops at the Capitol

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ankle-beez]

if any of the people storming the capitol rn were slightly less white they would've been fucking shot to death hours ago

[ankle-beez]

Theyre deescalating and talking to them

[bellaforwhomittolls]

In case anyone forgot, this was the capitol building less than 6 months ago when the protest was people saying “Please stop murdering us”

[idiopathicsmile]

the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises

[gif87a-com]

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

I just choked on my sandwich holy shit

[surprisebitch]

one shot, one kill

[k-esphoric]

Damn

[awwww-cute]

[morefunthanb4]

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[skinamarinked]

[arterialtrees]

-Laurie Penny, Unspeakable Things

[tinderventure]

i’d say it was worth it lmao

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[shencomix]