sunday

they them MD, don't ask for license yes i like sade

[consume-what-you-envy]

top 5 things to say during sex:

man up

the fuck you're yelling for it's literally just a hunting knife

you're actually getting off on this?

stop fucking crying bitch

dude you're bleeding so much should i call an ambulance

[lyssatbqh]

I lied I don't have Netflix we're pressing on each other's bruises until someone taps out

[antleredreality]

[that-house]

they invented a new kind of jerking off called groping your bruises and whimpering

[daz4i]

anyone wanna have a toxic homoerotic psychosexual rivalry with me? it does have to be weird

[mouthbrood]

surgery is like if sex was awesome

[nigelcolbiesbf]

saw these pictures on pinterest that immediately reminded me of nigel ...

[theoryofwhatnow]

Like Minds Sitcom Au

[heartofthesoul]

sleepin in a white tank so im prepared for when my roomate comes to chloroform me and drag my ass on a random train

[randy-bbb]

to love me IS to suffer me unfortunately. sorry about that.

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Cute things to say between breaths while making out

- I fucking hate you

- Jesus Christ man I hate you

- I can’t believe how much I hate you

- I hate you

[tearsforanorientalgirl-deactiva]

[windmilljackass]

camille *lighting a pipe*: when i was starting riots in paris you were 21 isn’t that weird?

antoine, so drunk he can’t stand straight: can yuo put that out on me

[echo-s-land]

[18thcenturythirsttrap]