ARE REDY BOI

[dogpuppy]

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[collectivenothingness]

pixiv artists will draw a cute girl and then add the sign of Mars next to her to indicate she is a warrior?

[phillip-bankss]

IT'S TOILET TIME!!

[tatzelwurming]

was about to make a post saying “putting the word berry up on a shelf” in response to seeing two -berry posts in a row but then i realized how meaningless and cruel that would be for me to say

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[romanceyourdemons]

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this

[geigercuntter]

In Wigan they touch your pey to make you wet

[romanceyourdemons]

rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot

[niceinchnails]

Lois We might die from drowning & stewie & chris & dog

[niceinchnails]

Brian

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[coolguycy]

i love the little notes line its like tiny stocks for my blog

people loved that post, the investors will be pleased

[qqchurch]

[daylight-anim]

pogo siblings having fun

[daylight-anim]

more game accurate version lmao

[mr-deep-downer]

“are you fucking a tumblrina again” first off god forbid I do anything and second she lives 40 minutes from me let me have this.

[durn4h]

Lmao this dude is fucking a tumblrina again

[mr-deep-downer]

yours lives on another continent

[durn4h]

[anglaised]