I Super Believe in You Tad Cooper

I honestly don't even know what to put here anymore. I used to have very specific themes for this blog but honestly... it's all a mess now. Come join me in my trash pile.

[yesornopolls]

Have your parents ever made you feel bad for refusing to remove your leg hair?

Have your parents ever made you feel bad for refusing to remove your leg hair?

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Voting ended onJun 15

[menfenced]

Hi!

Would you like to see an adorable little cutie pie?

Of course you would.

There you go.

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[kraken17]

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

[xueyangapologist]

“that fandom is so annoying” i hate to break it to you but every fandom is annoying. all of them. if you’re in a fandom you’re annoying. i’m in several fandoms i’m extra annoying. everyone on this website is annoying.

[bertharussellgf]

CINDERELLA’S CASTLE (2025) (x)

For an age and an age, the House of Ashmore stood strong. And yet, there is no family tree that does not wither. That does not...burn.

[aeyriabird]

sorry to post religious ads but i got this ad

and i can't get over how the artist/graphic designer clearly went in knowing they were replicating classic holy white bird imagery and did a decent job with the editing too, except they either don't know what a dove is, don't know that the bird being specifically a dove matters, or just got real lazy and chose the first all white bird that came up in search results because that is fully a seagull in that image

[delgrosso]

GOD IS COMING FOR YOUR FRENCH FRIES

[francescadarimini]

[hipsternumbertwo]

Cinderella's Castle reaches 1 million views on YouTube

[miss-holloways]

Cinderella's Castle (2025) dir. Nick Lang

[c1rclesky]

the music of Cinderella's Castle (2025)

[thegirlwholikesmusicals]

ella ashmore my love ella i love you

[buggirl-lunesta]

My favorite thing about Cinderella’s Castle is how unapologetic it is about revenge as a theme. We’ve all seen story after story about the pitfalls of revenge where characters are chastised for their anger and punished by the narrative. I love how, when asked what she truly wants Ella isn’t allowed to shy away from her feelings, no matter how ugly they might be. There’s something powerful about an eldritch god seeing someone who is actively being hurt and saying “you deserve the chance to fight for yourself and for those who have been taken from you”

[mrsducky]

And revenge you shall have.

CINDERELLA'S CASTLE (2024) by Team StarKid

[kruzbr]

starkid hits again, heres Ella and sir Hopalot with a big fucking rock

[menfenced]

I finally got around to watching Cinderella’s Castle and it was amazing. Don’t mind me while I spam your dash a year late.

[iero]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06: The Cottage

[omgthatdress]

ERTEEEEEE!!!! oh my god Sam Smith is a non-binary person after my own heart! This is how I want to dress everyday, spritizing myself with Yves St. Laurent Y and glamorously yelling at my dogs to stop eating poop in the back yard! yes!

[menfenced]

Need to add the back of the dress, because it is stunning from every angle.

[unpretty]

some dudes like to talk a big game about how comedy suffers when people are afraid to offend but man, Mitch Hedberg was a white dude working in the era of peak offensive edgelord and his shit holds the fuck up so while most comedians will never come up with anything as timeless as “if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up” they could at least make an effort

[unpretty]

[siphersaysstuff]

Every McDonald’s commercial ends the same way, right? “Prices and participation may vary.” I wanna open a McDonald’s and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald’s owner. I’ll say “Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti! And blankets! We are not affiliated with that clown.”

Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read.

I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments and one fuckin’ complicated payment. We can’t tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch! The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination! Good luck, fucker! That last payment must be made in wampum!

Hey, if you wanna talk to me after the show, I’ll be… fuckin’ surprised.

[awa64]

This shirt is “dry-clean only”… Which means it’s dirty.

One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” “You son-of-a-bitch! How’d you pull that off? Lemme see that camera… What’s it look like? ”

An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You would never see an “Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order” sign, just “Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

I play golf. I’m not good at golf, I never got good. I never got a hole-in-one. But I did hit a guy. And that’s way more satisfying. You’re supposed to yell “Fore!” but I was too busying mumbling “There ain’t no way that’s gonna hit him.”

When you’re in Hollywood and you’re a comedian, everybody wants you to do other things besides comedy. They say “All right you’re a stand up comedian, can you act? Can you write? Write us a script.” They want me to do things that’s related to comedy, but it’s not comedy. That’s not fair. It’s as though if I was a cook, and I worked my ass off to become a good cook, and they said “All right you’re a cook… can you farm?”

[amphitryo-deactivated20190813]

- “Rice is great when you’re you’re hungry and you want 10,000 of something”

- “Tennis is depressing because no matter how good you get, you will never be as good as a wall”

- “I order the club sandwich all the time, but I’m not even a member, man. I don’t know how I get away with it”

[menfenced]

My all time favorite

“I saw this wino. He was eating grapes. I was like dude, you have to wait!”