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nflstreet

Straight men don’t have ‘slut eras’—they have ‘Quagmire Moments’

nicolas-px

Iconic

susielesbian

excitementshewrote

hellenhighwater

I'll admit that this one has cemented itself in my psyche

xvisualtreasure09x

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voidwish-deactivated20170416

I… I can’t believe this joke is real and came out of the party popper my sister just opened.

voidwish-deactivated20170416

Holding the actual joke in my hand again and still can’t believe it’s real.

binarymachinelanguage

#a joke about trans ppl that isn’t at their expense??? and is just a pun?????

fierceawakening

I actually knew a trans woman who had a transistor tattoo, based on this pun

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

A QUALITY PUN :D

profoundgaiety-deactivated20200

From Bay Area Reporter, 1983.

wereralph

I need this on a poster

m0ney

Paris Hilton in 2004*:..｡o○

m0ney

Bai Ling in 2004♡˚ ⋆｡

m0ney

Britney Spears⋆˚｡⋆୨୧˚

escuerzoresucitado

High Plain, Lo Mein, Kym Day.

mxwhore

i love you lab grown diamonds i love you slavery-free chocolate i love you community gardens i love you fact that the insulin patent was sold for $1 i love you locally produced meat and milk i love you streets turned into walkable parks i love you little reminders that Things Do Not Have To Be This Way and there are people working to build a better world!!

angelswouldnthelpyou

lowpolyanimals

Crypt Rat from Old School RuneScape

greatlordfluffernutter

you’re telling me THIS guy’s voicing Mario?

hometoursandotherstuff

$700/mo 1 bd1 ba10 sqft18750 Wildflower Dr, Penn Valley, CA OVERVIEW: Freshly painted wood with new Porsche door to complement the beautifully colored maple floor. Pets: Large dogs. Zestimate: $3,334 mo. (Zillow thinks it’s worth over $3,000 mo.- what a bargain.) How the hell is this even allowed?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18750-Wildflower-Dr-Penn-Valley-CA-95946/19445420_zpid/?