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Advent pill boxes

Today is the day when everyone with daily pills is joined by the masses in opening a little square daily to feel a bit better.

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Meta Moment in the Making

I’m waiting for when they announce Glee the Musical.  It would be so meta for that to hit Broadway.

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How is it Britney Spears was put into a conservatorship but Kanye West hasn’t been?

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Niche scandals are my jam

Is it just me, or is anyone else into all these niche scandals? Pro fishing, Irish dancing, chess.  Bring it on.  I want the drama that has no impact on 99.9% of people.

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That time One Direction created a new low in logical fallacies “to prove I’m right, I put it in a so-o-o-ong...”

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All that unsustainable farmland draining the Colorado River?  Turn it into solar farms.

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Sid Meier’s Civilization but all the leaders are Disney characters.

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Are we going to sit here and pretend that Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox aren't just a repeat of Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie?

Oh, we are? Cool...

[themauvesoul]

Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.

[mockiatoh]

Op genuinely thank you for this

[vstheworld]

“bread is inevitable” is our household motto now

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Petition for Michelle Obama to run for president with GW as VP

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When most people struggle with adulthood and responsibilities, they are told to grow up and figure it out.

When a rich person struggles, someone else is appointed to make their decisions.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

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There's a bred lik poem here, I just know it.

[macrolit]

But then most historical facts are unpleasant.

Brave New World, Aldous Huxley (via macrolit)

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Billie Eilish’s song Everything I Wanted is a nearly perfect recap about Zuko’s redemption arc in Last Airbender.

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Don't let your drama be someone else's trauma.

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You can tell Tesla was created by a man because the logo looks just like an IUD in every birth control pamphlet.

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Pretzels are the worst part of any snack mix. I like them on their own, but they're definitely the crust of the snack mix.