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This joint is funny as shit and bumping as fuck at the same time
....sooooooo---what's been going on lately?
This good boy is a chimera, which is an animal that is genetically two animals, in this case heâs a yellow and black lab. This means he is twice the good boy. (Not my picture, found on Facebook)
this is by far the least upsetting dog chimera Iâve ever seen
Reblogging for Good Dog Chimera
Reblog for protection from the Bad Dog Chimeraâą (you know the one)
I think you should watch this
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this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months
This was the first thing on my dash after coming out of a sensory deprivation tank and I believe I just ascended to a higher plane of existence
Mr. Rogerâs voice makes it
this is⊠transcendentÂ
First things first, Rest in Peace, Mr. Rogers! For real!
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Iâm about to go full Shaun King. Here. We. Go.
I've been holding back a lot of stuff I've been wanting to say this election cycle, mainly because most of it was already said by our favorite comedians. But now after seeing this joke become a reality? I'm done.
So, let me get this out of the way first. People are talking about, "Bernie Sanders should've been nominated." Maybe, or do you not remember how he chided and walked away from the Black Lives Matter protesters that popped up at a couple of his rallies a while back while his crowd shouted them down? Yes, he had GREAT ideas but there were no solid plans; maybe the numbers said he was better, but there was no telling how he would have reacted what probably would've happened during the general. Even with her missteps, at least Hillary stood and listened to people criticizing her, along with not throwing a freaking tantrum or overreacting when things weren't going her way, which presented herself as the better candidate. And yet...
I'm fucking pissed.
I'm pissed at how the Voting Rights Act was gutted, which held back people from voting, which could've changed the entire landscape of this election. I'm pissed at how the media lined their pockets by giving this man free airtime, which helped spread his message. I'm pissed at how people let their fears of how not just the country, but the WORLD, is changing get the best of them. I'm pissed at how this man let the freaking KU KLUX KLAN slide, not saying shit once rebuking them, which got racists out in full force to put him into office. I'm pissed at how people who say they are 'progressive' just shoved aside the concerns of people who have a lot to lose and are crying that shit didn't go their way and want to blame the people who actually showed up and out for Hillary instead of blaming themselves for not listening to us. I'm pissed that people held FREAKING E-MAILS over her head when she was cleared of doing nothing wrong.
I'm pissed at how people elected a man who says he can commit sexual assault just because he's a celebrity. I'm pissed that WHITE WOMEN voted for a man who talked so much trash about them and said, "We're fine with that." I'm pissed at how people elected a man who has some of the most disgusting words about pretty much every person that lives in this country: Black people, Hispanic people, women, the disabled, and the LGBTQ+ community. I'm pissed, but even more scared, about how this man's vice President believes that shock therapy will turn LGBTQ+ people straight, and as a governor, locked women up simply for having a miscarriage or an abortion. I'm pissed that, as of this time, 8 trans people have committed suicide because of the outcome of this election because of said governor's policies.
I'm pissed that the Senate and House has become a gang of 'yes men' that will try, and may well succeed, to undo everything that President Barack Obama has worked so hard for these last 8 years. The Affordable Care Act? Gone. Marriage equality? Ripped up. Climate change policy? Poof. And my generation will have to live with the effects of this if any of his policies come to fruition.
And I'm pissed that people are going to try and blame minorities or LGBTQ+Â people about this. The person who we wanted to speak for us lost. This is on White America. Just look at the exit polls. As I said earlier, white women came out in droves against someone who wanted better for them and white men finally have someone who solidified how they really feel about us.
But most of all, I'm pissed that we have to live with this bullshit for four years.
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REBLOG.
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This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway âinner criticâ and this comic is perfect â€ïž
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Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.
We wish we would have known about this before
sending âI hope you get that jobâ vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I donât
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WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS LFMAFMDSAasdnjfnv
Y'ALL GOTTA STOP
Every time I see it it gets funnier I CANNOT
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ONE YEAR LATER AND LOOK WHATâS BACK
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or, you know, teach people not to rape other peopleâŠ
Sadly, even if you teach people not to rape, theyâll do it anyway if they really want to, so these are still helpful in the event of rape, OR assault.
These self defense tips are not here to tell a person not to get raped, they are here to tell a person what to do in the event where someone is attempting to rape or assault them.
We do need to teach people not to rape, but we do not yet live in a world where rape and assault does not happen, and until we do, itâs important that we know how to protect ourselves in the event that it does happen.Â
Someone get tumblr user shinjaninja a medal.
This is something that some Navy SEALs taught girls in my gym class in high school. But thereâs another rather effective (and kinda cool) tactic to use.
They used myself (A tall kid at the time, not very big but rather tall) and a rather skinny, tiny short girl for a demonstration. They had me grab the girlâs neck from behindâas pictured in the bottom leftâand keep her in a tight headlock. Then the SEALs instructed the girl to drop to one knee and allow gravity to flip me over her shoulder onto my fucking head.
Thatâs right. No matter how small you might be, or how big and strong your attacker is, you can shift their center of gravity against them and flip them over shoulder with little to no effort on your part, allowing you time to land a blow and get the fuck out of there. And ever since then, Iâve taught my female friends that trick if time and circumstance ever allowed. Stay safe, ladies.
Imma add another tip:
Pointer and middle finger right under the jaw and push up. Try it, it hurts like hell, and it will get them to lift their head up at which point you can kick or elbow loose.
That one, and under the nose, too. Place your thumb under it, and shove upward. Theyâll either back off out of reflex, or youâll break their nose. Plus, it will shatter their concentration, and they wonât be able to keep a grip on you, which will let you get loose, and give you an opportunity to either escape, or employ another tactic.
Everyone needs to see this. Spread it
Most often in the local Self Defense classes, we hear women say, âBut I donât want to permanently hurt someone/blind them/choke them/kill them!â
The instructorâs answers?: They tried to attack you. Attack back with intent to kill, but flee once theyâre incapacitated.Â
Love thi!!!!!