[collegiate-confession]

[confirmance]

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

[missmalaysia]

trying to get money from your parents after getting into a fight with them:

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

*likes your posts for evil reasons*

[208-archive]

the sexiest thing about me? i dont know anything about homestuck

[pglang]

someone airdrop me a hug a mf going through alot

[broveria]

listen nobody talks about how mentally and physically draining it is to commute before and after work. you’re tired by the time you get there and you’re exhausted when you leave but you still have an hour in traffic before you can get home and collapse

[trashboat]

unions actually talk about this a lot

[onceiwashere]

but jack off i guess

[plasticonobandana]

You Are a Plant in my Apartment Who is Underperforming and I am Yelling at You (ASMR)

[a-bold-move]

Master has given Dobby a gun!

[a-bold-move]

[kadywicker]

god remember that cursed tumblr phase where thered b like. personifications of websites constantly. and every personification would be white except for like, youtube or some shit. and tumblr would be a pale white girl with blue hair and a tardis sundress. deviantart was some scene kid, always. inevitably ppl would ship like google x wikipedia who were both white men with some 500 word fic in the comments followed by ship fanart. 

this concept was also applied to things like planets and fast food chains and really anything else

[thivus]

remember when ppl shipped tumblr chan with 4chan

[zampl]

thank you for reminding me of these i hate it a lot!!

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

[jackisreallycool]

[youjokebut-deactivated20180818]

gamer: did you play this game as a kid

me: no

gamer: i must be way older than u

me: actually i was just poor

[alittlecheesy]

Thank you for this

[swissarmygranny]

Yessss! Also,

every buzzfeed-quiz: You are gen z!

Me:

Me: no, what I am is not american and poor.

[jeza-red]

Yes, thank you

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

casual survey: reblog if you’re feeling gay right now

[metalosis-maligna]

me watching the projared drama despite not knowing who anyone involved actually is:

[loverboycertification]

YouTube funny gamer men come in two flavors

Version 1.0: I solicit nudes from fans

Version 2.0: I’m gonna say a slur now

[insomniac-arrest]

tumblr sometimes forces me to learn about youtubers who I have absolutely no interest in

how dare you all make me learn this man’s name