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The second time I quilted Joan of Ark.
This one just got first place at the Utah State Fair
Wait. That's a QUILT?!
YOU GUYS. THAT IS A QUILT.
Someone sent me a picture of this from the show! Wow!!! That feels like it makes you EXTRA FAMOUS for your amazing work, OP
Cannot overstate how much that spongebob scene that went
Somsone: "spongebob you look like a girl"
Spongebob: "am I a pretty girl?"
Like was such a legit game changer for me as a kid
I remember that family and grownups and other kids at school would tell me in a sort of mean-spirited way "you look/sound/act/dress/talk like a boy" and I'd just be like
"Am I a pretty boy?"
There were other unexpected things that came from that long-term I think but that'sprobably where it started being fun
I owe this bitch my life
Almost forgot what comes next
[Mr. Krabs stammers with a confused expression: "Uh well... um... you're... you're beautiful." SpongeBob smiles.]
fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them
artistic rendition
All capital letters should have a leveled-up form
So far I’ve got
ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T
humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need
circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point
tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y
spider Q’s, so many legs
Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!
New alphabet dropped!
oh my god, it’s beautiful
(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )
well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)
But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it!
recursive
So i may have done a thing in an insomnia fueled jaunt into insanity.
find an .otf of the font here
This is how new alphabets get invented.
@vague-magnus-archives
@avatar-of-the-blank it’s your official font
THIS IS MY DEFAULT FONT FOR MY PC ACTUALLY.
I’m so tempted to start genuinely writing with this
hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad
unfortunately I’m watching supernatural and someone on screen said ‘there are No Wolves in pennsylvania’ and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled it…google is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except I’ve Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didn’t try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there aren’t wolves in pennsylvania I’m literally spiraling right now
still feeling so gut-punched over this
To be fair, PA also said “we did not reintroduce mountain lions, they are not there, you’re seeing really big house cats, please keep coming to the parks and camp sites and ignore that video, that was totally not a mountain lion, someone took last week”
okay I’m sorry but this came up on pinterest and I Screamed
you are the state of Pennsylvania (allegedly)
i just showed this to a friend from pennsylvania and 1. theyre losing their mind bc theyve seen mountain lions which prompted them to look it up which leads me to 2. this fucking bonkers article
[caption: “We’ve been here 45 years and I’ve probably been told by people at least 100 t imes that they’ve seen a cougar or mountain lion,” said owner Vince Hall. “I kind of doubt they saw a cougar, but I’m not God.”]
PA: I can’t believe we’ve lost all our native apex predators Citizens of PA: there’s a mountain lion right there PA: sometimes we can still hear the sound of them scaring away tourists
…PA has fucking EMUS and you want me to believe we have no wolves or mountain lions?
what the fuck do you mean we have emus
http://emusontheridge.com/ https://www.abc27.com/news/us-world/strange/update-runaway-perry-county-emu-found-after-seven-months-on-the-run/
Rescuers still don't know what the animal is... and now it's on the loose.
what the fuck is happening in pennsylvania
As a regretful born and raised Pennsylvanian, we have wolves, coywolves, mountain lions, lynx, and coyotes. Not a single person in authority will admit to there being anything but coyotes and lynx. If you see a cougar, they will tell you you saw a lynx. If you see a wolf, they will tell you you saw a coyote. Ignore the massive differences in sizes. No one knows what a coywolf is but we have them. I have seen a cougar with my own two goddamned eyes. There is an entire nature park whose main attractions are the cougars and wolves (and bison but we’re not talking about them) - it’s called Penn’s Cave, it’s been there forever. Everyone I know has seen a cougar or wolf at least once in the woods.
So what I’m getting at is don’t trust the government.
“the state of Pennsylvania is gaslighting its citizens about the native wildlife”
My spouse was born in PA (Bethlehem, Mt Sinai) and he is enjoying this entire thread, which we might show his cousins who live in Philly and have seen the These Aren’t Cougars.
Src
some examples of this from the replies of op’s tweet
This is absolutely besides the point, but I'm hard put to keep from laughing at the complaint of the lack of pimples, when loads of people got painted without smallpox scars.
[to the tune of YMCA] mothman, there’s no need to feel down I said mothman,
lift that man off the ground
CUZ ITS FUN! TO! SWING! A! HU-MAN!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???
OFC YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????
"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."
YEAH???????
WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO
Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD
“Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.
It’s full circle now.
He did it, by god he did.
What a little champ.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
It's sad that people still think Reese is real. Do they honestly expect us to believe that these are all pieces of Reese? He would have to be massive.
It's a communion wafer type situation. A Reeses Priest tranmutes the Pieces into Pieces of Reese.
gonna start calling communion wafers "jesus' pieces"
im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses
Luigi when he inherited that haunted mansion
i think we need to abolish subscriptions. im tired of remembering passwords and giving out my email. check out as guest, no you may not know my name. die
THERE IS. a website. that takes 3D models with seams and pulls it apart to make a plushie pattern and informs you where things need to be edited or darts added for the best effect. and then it lets you scale it and print off your pattern. and I want to lose my MIND because I’ve lost steam halfway through so many plushie patterns in the mind numbing in betweens of unwrapping, copying all of the meshes down as pieces, transferring those, testing them, then finding obvious tweaks… like… this would eradicate 99% of my trial and error workflow for 3D models to plushies & MAYBE ILL FINALLY FINISH SCREAMTAIL…
so this website let’s you:
import a model
create seams in browser
tells you how accurately the seams will recreate the model when sewn
let’s you designate fur direction
let’s you import markings so the pattern shows exactly where they go on the piece
let’s you add little measurements on the model that are also visible on the pattern
let’s you paint the model to play with fabric colors
let’s you name each piece so it’s easy to sort the pieces later
let’s you scale it beside a human
then calculates how much of each type of fabric you need, BASED ON YOUR DESIRED SEAM ALLOWANCE..
and finally gives you the finished pattern with the detailed names and instructions it’s transcribed from your notes
this is. beyond. this is BEYOND. and as far as I can see it’s free???
Furries are gonna be unstoppable now
Frankly my dear, I give so many damns. I care far too much and hold myself to impossible standards. It's becoming a problem
By the way, for anyone who is still confused about messianics and why I have such a problem with them (as do the vast, vast majority of actual Jews - one of the few things we can virtually all agree on) think about it like this: they are like the Crisis Pregnancy Centers of the Jewish world.
CPCs deliberately market themselves in ways that imply that they provide actual medical care, pregnancy resources, or information on abortion, only to get their clients in a vulnerable situation and then accost them with forced-birther bullshit and massive guilt trips to convince them to keep their darling baby that I’m totally 100% sure will be the next Mozart if you only gave Jesus a chance!
Messianics do this by marketing themselves as observant, devout orthodoxim with deep Torah learning, mystical insights, and a unique perspective on living a life of mitzvot……. who happen to believe Yeshua was Ha-Moshiach, and worship him as a god, but this totally isn’t avodah zarah because Yeshua told them so! Also *toot toot* the shofar to bring in our Sunday Sabbath!
It’s fine to want to keep an unplanned pregnancy and it’s fine to get an abortion. It’s not fine to try to trick people into making a major decision that could ruin their lives.
Similarly, it’s fine to be a Xtian just like it’s fine to be a Jew. It’s not fine to be a Xtian playing offensive dress-up as a Jew to trick Jews into worshipping Jesus.
Once I got stuck on the subway in the middle of a messianic convention or something. They tried talking to me and weren’t accepting my fuck off energy. So I called my friend and loudly whined about being stuck on the train with people too lazy to convert.
I am hollering about this, amen v'amen 😂
neurotypicals: why are you so weird? you’re really weird
me: I’m autistic
neurotypicals: but then why are you so normal? you’re really normal
By the way, for anyone who is still confused about messianics and why I have such a problem with them (as do the vast, vast majority of actual Jews - one of the few things we can virtually all agree on) think about it like this: they are like the Crisis Pregnancy Centers of the Jewish world.
CPCs deliberately market themselves in ways that imply that they provide actual medical care, pregnancy resources, or information on abortion, only to get their clients in a vulnerable situation and then accost them with forced-birther bullshit and massive guilt trips to convince them to keep their darling baby that I’m totally 100% sure will be the next Mozart if you only gave Jesus a chance!
Messianics do this by marketing themselves as observant, devout orthodoxim with deep Torah learning, mystical insights, and a unique perspective on living a life of mitzvot……. who happen to believe Yeshua was Ha-Moshiach, and worship him as a god, but this totally isn’t avodah zarah because Yeshua told them so! Also *toot toot* the shofar to bring in our Sunday Sabbath!
It’s fine to want to keep an unplanned pregnancy and it’s fine to get an abortion. It’s not fine to try to trick people into making a major decision that could ruin their lives.
Similarly, it’s fine to be a Xtian just like it’s fine to be a Jew. It’s not fine to be a Xtian playing offensive dress-up as a Jew to trick Jews into worshipping Jesus.
Once I got stuck on the subway in the middle of a messianic convention or something. They tried talking to me and weren’t accepting my fuck off energy. So I called my friend and loudly whined about being stuck on the train with people too lazy to convert.
I am hollering about this, amen v'amen 😂
