u gotta riscuit to get the bisk it

i have no idea what happened here

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[scalded]

[hyggehooligan]

[birdingbutch]

*me eating something that I know will make my tummy hurt* i don't really care if this makes my tummy hurt

*a few hours later when my tummy hurts* oh... the quencies ...

[memewhore]

[fuckblast]

They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like 19 months.

[worldwithoutmiracles]

the day hath arrived, so I went hunting for photos. the time capsule had a giant ass pyramid put on top of it, which I appreciate

inside the capsule, most photos focus on this Chevy Vega with 0 miles on the odometer, but I personally love the graffiti (peep that photo peeking under the heavy concrete lid as it was being lifted, this thing was built to withstand the Cold War, damn)

also for a fun comparison, here's a video from when they buried it.

[clunchwarp-supreme]

look at the excitement in his body language

[chthonicillness]

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

[chthonicillness]

tattoos i mean. i’m not like, taking a couple of invertebrates out on the town

[onenicebugperday]

why not

[teaboot]

@chthonicillness life could be a dream

[teaboot]

I want cicada on an arm, And a crayfish on the other I want a jellyfish dad And an octopus mother I want a nudibranch dog And an gastropod lover Leave the chordata gang Under invertebrate cover Testify on the stand Against a vertebrate brother Cuffed in two rubber bands For the crimes we discovered Hide my face in my hands Cry, and never recover Tomorrow he’ll be fried And smothered in butter

[stepsisterinchrist]

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

[azheria]

My duckduckgo searches as I get more and more blitzed on mead from the finest tavern

[ohcorny]

folks, you'll never believe what generated naturally in vintage story tonight

[skrambled]

[ohcorny]

actually it's a

[bugbeast]

[headspace-hotel]

i hate how you get desensitized to the cool stuff in your WIP if you've been writing it for a long time so when you read back over it you're like "this isn't as cool as i thought :(" but it still is! you just read it too many times

[headspace-hotel]

Gotta recirculate this post periodically just cuz

[martinkhall]

Just don't read the post too many times.

[headspace-hotel]

Oh god oh fuck

[luntfontanne]

every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

[luntfontanne]

like……… look at this face

UNREAL

[thedankmemes]

[brightwanderer]

Extremely Important Update: in April 2023 the World Bird Sanctuary had an orphaned eagle chick in need of care, so they decided to see if Murphy could live up to his parental ambitions.

He successfully raised the chick, which is now thriving with the other juvenile eaglets!

Congrats Murphy, you made it happen through sheer determination.

(Pictures are from the Facebook page of the World Bird Sanctuary; I can’t link them directly because I don’t have a FB account and the site is a nightmare to interact with if you’re not logged in, constantly resetting and kicking you to registration pages.)

[ximen]

Update: Murphy’s foster chick has now been released back in the wild!

[silver-tongues-blog]

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[sabertoothwalrus]

is anyone else still experiencing a bit of whiplash at how extreme the general opinion over the terms “yaoi” “yuri” and “fujoshi” have turned around in the past, like, two years

[sabertoothwalrus]

people with every possible opinion regarding this topic have reblogged this post and surprisingly no one’s fighting about it. I never even shared my own thoughts. and you just won’t know. love and peace on planet nuance

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m going to say it was precisely this

[creepymutelilbugger]

i honestly don't even care if ive already posted this. look at it again

[crocslederg]

I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year

[crocslederg]

[toydad-deactivated20250828]

i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers

[screamingay]

YOU can go to christianbumpersticker.org TODAY and order 10 for FREEEEE!!!!! and splice them together in any way you choose. they sent me like 20 plus some pamphlets and a dvd when i ordered them like 5 years ago and they're still going strong. top is my new car bottom is my old car. they're incredible.