kissing boys and crying pretty

sarah. 30s. i've been here the whole time.

[caphairdadbeard]

heated rivalry fic rec masterpost

grab bag

giggling, twirling my hair, kicking my feet

let's get nasty

will be updated as i continue to rec

[bomberqueen17]

new work: Nine

yeah yeah i took an unintentional hiatus because farm stuff and no time and little internet. the bigger work is still stuck, sorta lodged sideways ever-given-style in the suez canal of my mind, but here is not quite a crackfic that I have inevitably taken too seriously.

I kept trying to get other people to write this premise and nobody quite did, so here's Shane Hollander taking Ilya Rozanov's word for it about his dick size, and maybe over-preparing.

Nine, on AO3

Maybe he just had to buy a dildo and compare it that way. It wasn’t like he couldn’t stand to have a few around. But he didn’t want to be the kind of guy who had like eight dildos. Was he going to be the-- what was that fairy tale? Goldilocks. He was going to be Shane Goldilocks and the Eight Dildos. This one’s too small! This one’s too big! This one vibrates-- God help him.

[seven-winged-liar]

four line sentences are good and okay. its cool. you dont need to end your setnence or that thought! add another comma or an em dash. everything will be okay. it makes sense and flows well. #awesome #mybehemothsentence

[have-you-been-here]

Forth Road Bridge, Edinburgh, Scotland, UK

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 5 days 18 hours

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya Rozanov Pride starter pack

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[kumtana]

happy pride month from the first husbands of horror

[princessmo]

blogging away again in tumblritaville

[russianblush]

for season two i need ilya at hockey camp being followed around on the ice by a bunch of little kids in hockey gear like a mama duck and her ducklings while shane watches send tweet

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[symdog]

back at it again at krispy kreme

[micromontage]

😏😁 🏃🤸🤸💥–

[dumnslut]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[gaygoatshane]

[bizarrelittlemew]

please mr tierney he is asking so nicely

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month