five ferrets in a jean jacket

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[doingthewritethings]

intro post after (checks notes) 5 years

i’m jason and i am named that for NORMAL REASONS. he/him. 18+. mostly dc.

FOR THOSE HERE ABOUT THERAPY SPEAK JOKER

FOR THOSE HERE ABOUT VINTAGE BATMAN FETISH ART

writing sideblog: @popcracklesnap

tags i regularly use are:

#sylv speaks - posts from me

#dtwfics - all fanfiction discussion

#pepsiverse - where to even begin… pepsiverse is a cosmic horror and a detective noir and a toxic romance. and mostly an excuse to be silly

#fic prompts - fic ideas i may or may not ever write

#disability is for general posts on disability, whereas #illnessposting is personal disability experience

#fave and #all time fave - what it says on the tin

#about me - posts that could be autobiographical. #about fucking me is the ‘all time fave’ version of this

#clear smooth glass - generally, posts about the intersection of sexual violence and eroticism and how being a survivor is messy and fucked up and loud. oftentimes, about csa/incest survivor dick grayson.

#haunting of wayne manor - specific tag for jaybin haunting the narrative

#jarro tag - FOR MY MOST SPECIALEST LITTLE BOY.

#batman meta - thinkposts about the underlying politics of dc comics

i don’t tag nsfw. i post a lot of SA activism, headcanons, and angst, most of which i do not bother to trigger tag. i am hitting every single character with my csa survivor beam and there’s NOTHINGGGGG you can do about it.

every day i think about jason todd and dick grayson and tim drake. i also think they should kiss sometimes. if you want to block specific ships, i tag #jaytim, #jaydick, #sladick, #sladejay, and #brudick. sorry dicktim i do not care for you

^^ my batcest treatise

dcblog often about hal jordan, arrowfam, Dick Grayson #mysuiciderisk, john constantine, apollo & midnighter, kon-el kent #mylabexperiment, and yj98. i also historically enjoy spencer reid, yeine darre, ctommy, bakugou, kaz brekker, and richard gansey iii.

other interests include design, bookbinding, fandom history, disability, transformative justice, poetry, and evil hot old men.

[spiralfucker]

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

[pansydivided]

im fascinated by this. how much can you tell about the christian sex store without doxxing yourself i need to know more

[lifeadr]

Not beating the mom friend allegations.

[castielrisingabove]

I just keep thinking about how Ryland Grace used to be a regular at his local diner.

[secondsongbird]

[1]

More Jason raised by Roman AU u_u

Jason has a 6th sense for when Dick's about to jump his ass

[i-know-the-enddc]

what I fucking love is how tvl was written in the 80s and lestat is constantly sayinf shit like “as the kids say 🤪 that’s so rad!!” or whatever, and to me, reader of the vampire lestat in this modern age, that does NOT register the way anne rice intended it.

like it is supposed to feel jarring and insane. it is supposed to feel like lestat has been violently submerged in modern young people trends and culture and is now repeating all the new words he learned like a beautiful fresh baby. but because the book is from 1985, all I think is oh interesting huh I didn’t know that slang term even originated in the 80s how vintage how retro how lestat wow he’s so embarrassing aw aw so cute.

but amc in all their incredible genius decided that honoring anne rice’s original vision of writing an extremely modern and weird book that fully embodied the era it was written in was more important then bringing back the 80s nostalgia thing that streaming services love and it’s incredible to me. now I get to listen to lestat say shit like “labubu FOMO cosplay reddit discord Gen Z more like gen SNOOZE 🤪🤪🤪 safe space pronouns donald trump labubu tiktok dance 🕺🏻” and suddenly I understand what it felt like to be a young anne rice reader in 1985. God…. I understand.

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[durnesque-esque]

Fucking Schrödinger's Senator

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[wolfythewitch]

Do you guys wanna see the version of bloodymary im somewhat invested in

[wolfythewitch]

Imagine you float up from near death and some old guy is poking you in the face and humming

[wolfythewitch]

Okay wait one more

[stardayzzing]

[White Lantern Kyle]

It's been a while and I'm still warming up to drawing Lanterns again (so White Lantern Kyle was NOT my best bet) but heres Kyle anyways!!!

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[vulturevanity]

I think we need to kill the sentiment that people lose their right to personhood once they do something bad enough

[vulturevanity]

I don't know who needs to hear this but you need to stop dehumanising people even if those people are "abusers" or "creeps" because you need to understand that you are not immune to doing something equally as bad

Abusers and creeps are not some species of especially heinous animal or alien or monster wearing the face of a human. They're people. And you NEED to drill it into your head that they are people because you NEED to remember that people are capable of doingn heinous shit. And you are a person. And your loved ones are people.

By emotionally classifying people who have done heinous things as subhuman filth incapable of thinking and feeling and acting just like you and me, and by using that emotional dehumanization as a reason to deny those people any compassion or support on a systemic level, you risk becoming blind to abuse/violence perpetrated by someone close to you or even yourself. Because if "abusers don't deserve rights", then you won't ever want to admit or accept that you or a loved one is perpetrating abuse, and that makes stopping the abuse or preventing further abuse much harder. This is how you end up excuaing abusive behaviour on the grounds that, since you don't see someone as a disgusting subhuman pile of garbage therefore they can't possibly be An Abuser, Trademark

[vulturevanity]

And here'a the even harder pill to swallow: since the world isn't split into "abusers" and "good people", in the same way you or someone you love can inflict abuse/violence on others, the people who HAVE inflicted abuse/violence on others can, in fact, change and become better people

There is no bottomless chasm of moral uncleanliness that someone can run off and fall into and get stuck in forever. People can do better. Yes, even those people. You HAVE to accept this. Otherwise not only is there no motivation for anyone to try and do better (which is when people become stuck in a cycle of violence and abuse they don't want to escape), but your idea of a perfect justice system doesn't look any different from Literal Christian Hell. And I HOPE you understand that Literal Christian Hell is, to put it very lightly, not a good justice system.

[birdw4tching]

Wearing my deathstroke tshirt inside my nightwing hoodie which could mean nothing

[roipecheur]

#a new way we havent utilized our creativity to fujoshi out: turducken#sladick

[honorculture]

[csny]

[thesituation]

[montic0]

Happy death day, Jason todd!!

Drawings of him I've done in the past 2 or 3 years

[yugiohz]

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

[yugiohz]

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑