Sarah ☺️

20 🍁💋

[vivapinatafanfiction-deactivate]

sick burn

[whalebiology]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO FOR MONTHS

[millenniumtinnyrod]

I AM LITERALLY WHEEZING OVER HERE

[hella90s]

I AM DYING RIGHT NOW!!! 😂😂😂

What started out as a print-at-home card game has now been brought to life! If you’re a fan of Cards Against Humanity and Disney, this game is definitely for you. Be aware though, NONE of these cards are rated G. 

WARNING: Unless you’re ok with having your favourite Disney characters and films ruined forever, don’t buy this game. 

If you’re a horrible person then check it out HERE

[kevingetem]

If u defend my name when im not around I truly appreciate u

[softlenaluthor]

I love this tweet. Thank you Izzy

[pineapplepond5]

[softlenaluthor]

And thank you too

[hydro-homies]

Come back with a warrant

[odysseiarex]

[andhumanslovedstories]

I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”

[megalunalexi-aesthetic]

I see no downsides to this

[catchymemes]

[gingersofficial]

[bi-any-chance]

Holy fuck I didn’t ask to be a sobbing mess but here we are I guess

[soulsearcher33]

@clonesome @rowdyhooliganism @mauriel676 @happily-morgan

[rowdyhooliganism]

[blogging-at-your-funeral]

[lessdanthree]

what drugs were they on when they made this

[meanmisscharles]

Cab Calloway rotascoped!

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Whoever thought of this was drinking absinthe

[protectblkwomen]

Thanks, Now I have nightmares

[mrchandlerbings]

[wingmyweibeifong]

This scene changed my life

[daily-showerthoughts]

A psychologist is basically one brain giving advice to another brain on how to brain.

[kawaki]

i don’t think you guys understand how much I think about this vid

[mentallyunstablehoe]

Hello beautiful n_n your Tumblr is amazing! Have a great day c:

thank you ☺️

[bumblebeebats]

College professor type 1: any email you send them on Friday or after 4pm on a weekday is lost to the void. Gone. A whisper in the wind. Office hours? 7:00-7:15 on alternate tuesdays. My office is in Montana good fucking luck

College professor type 2: responds within 2 minutes at 3am on a weekend but only in single sentences with no punctuation

[todropscience]

this is so real that scares me

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

facts

[unaenanasinamor]

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

[antique-scarecrow]

always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:

[tiagotomich]

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

current mood

[faeriegrotto]