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[mentalproblemsman]

This REALLY Happened On THe Bus

(Absolutely everybody, including the bus driver, is texting, but me. I'm reading War and Peace by Charles Dickens.)

Me: *Sees a girl in front of me who's reading Crime and Punishment* Whoa......Hey..........You know how to read????

Girl: Yeah.........I know how to read books

Me: Wow.....Are you a nerd?

Girl: *Blushes* Yeah

Me: Do you want to go to the book store to buy more books to read on the bus?

Girl: Yea

(We go to the book store. Everybody is texting)

Me: One book, please......For the lady

Girl: Thank you......................................................................

(We go on a date at the coffee shop)

Girl: *Reads the book I bought her*

Me: You can read?!

GIrl: *Blushes* Yea............

Me: Wanna go ride a bus

Girl: Yes

(We go to a bus. Everyone's texting)

Me: *sees the girl in front of me reading a book* You can read?!

Girl: Yea............

[queenali23]

[camisodo-deactivated20150320]

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

[subtleseas]

[hashtagloveloses]

*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

[caiju]

*does musical theatre but in a punk way*

[faeriviera]

*does punk but in a musical theatre way*

[dragon-in-a-fez]

*does musical theater but in a laundry way*

[hashtagloveloses]

*does musical theater but in a hip hop way*

[adoras-abs-sweat]

Adventure Time: Varmints episode spoilers

rip pb’s snapback

[mentalproblemsman]

Bae: Tell me something sexy in Spanish

Me: Agua. Tierra. Fuego. Aire. Hace mucho tiempo, las cuatro naciones vivían juntas en armonía. Entonces, todo cambió cuando la Nación del Fuego atacó. Solo el Avatar, maestro de los cuatro elementos, podría detenerlos, pero cuando el mundo mas lo necesitaba, se desvaneció. Cien años pasaron y mi hermano y yo descubrimos el nuevo Avatar, un maestro aire llamado Aang. Y aunque sus habilidades para controlar el aire eran grandiosas, tenia mucho que aprender antes de estar listo para salvar al mundo pero yo creo que Aang podra salvarlo.

[leamichele-news]

I think by the time Glee ended, she might have been a little sick of musical theater’ so every time I started bursting out in a song, she would sing along, but more quietly, down-key, like, ‘Yeah, I know the song, I know what she’s talking about, but oh my goodness, have I heard this song so many times.’ There was one — I can’t remember the exact song, but [when I started] she automatically just turned her head and was like, “Oh, god no, not that one.” You know what, I think it was a Journey song. It might have been something from Hairspray too.

Breezy Eslin [Was your musical theater background a real bonding opportunity for you and Lea Michele then?] (via access-leamichele)

[mentalproblemsman]

cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous

cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......

[hanari502]

Wait a second

if I’m Asexual, and you’re Asexual

THEN WHOSE GIVING A FUCK???

[chaos--themralds]

[ravenfeathr]

@hearthehowling

[swarnpert]

my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking

[formerlyprincesscosette-blog]

Ophelia Syndrome

[wovenbirdsxo]

A long-term disease, most common among young women.

Symptoms: depression, bouts of mania, suicidal thoughts, slight insomnia, feelings of helplessness and dependence on others, the tendency to lose oneself in vivid daydreams, an intense longing for people and things one can never have, a strong sense of aestheticism and an appreciation for the beauty in little things, the urge to decorate everything with daisy chains.

[dragonpark-deactivated20160930]

*Ophelia Syndrome* is best described as thinking or feeling a certain way because a person is told to. People fail to think independently due to the presence of authority figures or different forms of the media. For example, some young girls feel the pressure to be thin or to change their bodies because the media communicates in different ways what, by the mainstream media’s definition, is accepted and considered attractive. These girls take drastic measures to alter their bodies due to the belief that the media is the authority on the subject. When people fail to make decisions based on their own thoughts or decisions, they lose their individuality.

[ajgreenfanclub2-blog]

ive been laughing at this for 5 minutes good night

[killerville]

the heroic characters in fury road are literally–LITERALLY, I’M NOT IN ANY WAY EXAGGERATING–fifteen women and tom hardy. i can’t believe this is a movie i saw with my eyes in the year of our lord 2015.

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

@ people who call me on the phone: why do you do this to me

[technicallity]

[visualjunkee]

To commemorate the 25th anniversary of ‘Fresh Prince of Belair’, Brooklyn-based illustrator Leland Foster teamed up with fashion e-commerce site Lyst to re-imagine what the cast would look like in 2015.

Will - Carlton - Ashley  - Phil  - Geoffrey - Hilary

“The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was so stylish, and so of-its-time as a classic 90s show,” said Foster. “The challenge was to make the Banks family relevant and recognisable, while keeping all the energy of these six very different personalities.”

[craintheodoras]

[wewerekoolkids]

“Hey wait a minute! Stormtrooper boots don’t have laces!”