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Madame President they did you dirty with this hairstyle

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I don't know what the hell is going on with Baltar and Gaeta for like. the whole show. but there is no way there is a heterosexual explanation.

sofokl13

how it feels to follow gaius baltar's character in battlestar galactica

birdstooth

mentirosarose

Butterfingers always makes me laugh uncontrollably

Gaius Baltars "hallucination Six" is so cunty . She sat on that man's lap and made him all horny in the middle of a war room. Then she tells him that she hasn't seen Doral at any of the cylon parties. Cunty.

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hobbitwrangler

if Caprica Six was going to have an out of the blue relationship with someone high up in the chain of command who is a virulent cylon hater it should have been Roslin. like so many other times in this show, lesbianism is the correct answer.

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fractally

I'm having a lot of fun imagining Shane and Ilya dealing with these dumbass hockey players like the rookies are acting weird for weeks and then finally one of them breaks and asks, "So uhhhh not to be fucking stupid man but when you say you waited to come out 'because Russia' what does that like, mean," and Ilya blue-screens and Shane has to give a presentation about the history of anti-gay legislation in Russia

Some reporter asks "What's it like having a gay couple in the locker room" and a rookie gets all teary eyed and sputtering and goes "it's FUCKED UP man. FUCKED UP." And bursts into tears

And the media room goes crazy and finally Coach Wiebe has to step in and be like, "OK it's not what you think. Last week they all watched Moonlight together"

katycat612

notahungrywish

When Yuna has her “no son(in law) of mine will have inferior brand deals and management” takeover shortly after she learns about Shane and Ilya, how long do you think it takes her to figure out his money situation with his family?

I’m imagining her/maybe Shane playfully ribbing him about how he has no real financial manger or decent investments and what do you MEAN you just let a paycheck like that sit in your account while buying luxury cars every five minutes no wonder your net worth is shockingly low for your value, etc etc. and he’s not even offended he’s surprised and pleased that his new family is so invested in him and also enjoys watching where Shane gets some of his crazy. Like Ilya Mommy Issues Rozanov is “yes please ma’am optimize my finances and worry about my wellbeing harder” while he shovels whatever David made for dinner in his mouth.

But then at some point while she’s (lovingly) harping on his financial irresponsibility he just kind of quietly mentions that actually so much of his paycheck was going back home to his family when he was younger that he needed to blow shit on cars or whatever pretty quick if he didn’t want it to disappear. And she realizes that yeah he’s a little dummy who spent a concerning amount of money on VIP sections last year and thinks bank account interest is investing but he was also a child supporting his entire family in a foreign country with no one bothering to look out for his best interest or explain planning for a future.

David gets treated to impassioned rants every night about how “David I’m not convinced anyone even read that boy his contract in Russian”.

She starts managing him as well, obviously, and she’s kind of disturbed by how easily he just signs whatever she puts in front of him and doesn’t bother asking questions before agreeing to hand over all his management to her. He just seems thrilled she got him a Lamborghini partnership and an invite to fashion week.

The only time he puts up a fuss is when he realizes she’s not planning to take any significant cut of his money because “you’re family sweetheart” and he looks like he got smacked in the head with a shovel and has to go outside on the porch with Shane for a suspiciously long period of time.

Just to make sure it’s not suspicious that Yuna Hollander is now managing Ilya Rozanov she takes on a few more clients too. And if she specializes in managing rookies with no support network or active language barriers then that’s just a coincidence.

tinylilemrys

Shane walks into the kitchen one day to find Ilya crying in front of a pot of stew. At first Ilya tries to dry his eyes and tell Shane he's fine. But when Shane pushes a bit more, he admits that he's trying to make a dish he remembers from his childhood, but he can't get it to taste like it used to. And it's not like he's ever going to be able to get the recipe from his mom, so he's just having a bit of a crisis about it. And Shane just holds him while Ilya cries it out and apologises for crying, but all the while Shane is plotting.

Shane starts collecting recipes - as many versions of the same recipe as he can. The next time Ilya goes out for a brand deal or press thing, and Shane's alone at home for the day, he takes the opportunity to meticulously print out cards with the recipes on them so he can keep track, borrows every pot and pan he can from his parents, the neighbours, his teammates, whoever, and starts making all the different recipes, labelling them as he goes.

That evening when Ilya gets home to the overwhelming smell of cooking and sees Shane surrounded by what looks like every pot in Ottawa, he first thinks Shane's had a bit of a mental breakdown. But then he sees the recipe cards and realises what Shane's been making.

"I know we might not find the exact same one, but I thought if we tried a bunch of different ones, you could at least find the one that's the closest."

It's so Shane. Who else would think to make what feels like a hundred pots of the same stew in one day in the hopes that just one of them would help give Ilya a little taste of home?

And Ilya falls in love with his beautiful, thoughtful, wonderful husband all over again.

martelldoran

if we get an irina foundation hockey camp montage at any point in s2 i hope it includes a clip of a three year old dropping gloves on ilya and him fully committing to the bit. just straight up dramatics as the kid pummels his kneecaps, dropping to the ice, rolling around calling to the ref (shane) to intervene already (spoiler, he doesn't).

i just think it would be neat.

muppetyaoi

so when shane joins ottawa it’s obviously great and happy until he and ilya realize that this means that shane is always going to have two more cups than ilya no matter what. it also means that — due to their freak nature — whenever shane has the smallest injury, ilya starts gloating about how this means shane will have to retire and ilya will just have to go on and win more cups than shane. shane will stub his toe on the coffee table one day and ilya immediately goes “we will have to put you down. no more cups for shane hollander. his husband wins them all now.” “FUCK YOU ROZANOV.”