I Just Want Nice Things

......💙Just scheming and dreaming 💙...... —————Like $55 saved so far————— (This isn’t real don’t worry)

[lifter-no-lifting-deactivated20]

Movie/Book idea

A girl is de-tagging in a changing room of her local boutique, she has her hook out trying to get a tag of a mid thigh length, grey cocktail dress. All of the sudden the door opens… she forgot to lock it. Another girl stands, shocked by what she sees, walks in and closes the door. The second girl slowly pulls out her own hook and starts de-tagging a champagne cocktail dress. They quickly finish, and leave the store together.

They start talking and, realising they both have a knack for lifting and a hunger to get better, decide to leave the town together.

They pack only their lifting tools, disguises, and bags, along with the dresses. Traveling the country together, they stop by malls and standalone stores, they lift everything they could need or want.

They become professional thieves, magicians if you will. Mastering slight of hand, disguises, and even befriending those on the inside months in advance. But they never stay long. As soon as the heist is over, they cut all ties and go.

All they have, all they need, are each other and a car full of stolen goods.

Eventually they settle down in a huge house, the money coming from boosted items, and build a reputation. Everyone sees them as the sweet and innocent, yet high class, gay couple next door… only two of those are correct.

They still travel and steal, but they’ve built a home for themselves, they have somewhere to come back to.

Whenever they pull a high class heist they make sure to where their dresses, the ones they got from that little boutique when they first met.

As they get older they think of all the other lifters, who don’t have someone like they do, and decide to buy that little boutique. They set it up just right and fill it with all the stolen merch they can.

When it opens they invite all the lifters they can find, and let the small time lifters practice( having a few lifters act as LP or watch cameras) so they can get better.

The girls stay out pulling bank heists and lifting, to fill the boutique and give back to the community.

They marry, even adopt kids. But they never give up the life that brought them together.

The end

[swipeymcsugar]

What the fuck why do I want to cry

[niftyshiftylifty]

I want this to be a movie. 

[nightmarevoid-blog]

Can this be a netflix series instead so it gets the budget and attention to detail it deserves?

[heavenlylifter]

op isn’t around anymore so i can’t ask permission… but maybe I’ll write at least a part of it once I have free time

[liftcutie]

info on my booster bag

hey liftblr!

if you remember this post i made a little while back, you might be aware that i recently purchased a “faraday bag” meant for protecting your mobile phone/tablet (product linked here) from radio signals used to extract/plant data. my intent was to use it as a booster bag, and i figured i would give you all a little update on how that’s worked out for me, since a few people seem interested & i think it could help other lifters!

first things first, here are the dimensions of the bag:

(the bag itself, with a regular hook tag for scale)

(here it is when it’s folded—it’s about 1.5” thick. i fold it and usually shove it down the back of my jeans so it rests against my back. paired with a loose sweater over it, it’s actually pretty hard to spot.)

you can fit a REALLY decent amount of tags inside this thing, though it does get harder to fold the more are inside. i would estimate, while folded, it can comfortably fit 10-15 tags without getting too bulky. if you stuffed the thing with disregard for bulkiness, i’d approximate you could easily fit 40-50+ tags inside, maybe more. i got the tablet size* for 70 USD, and while it is pricey, i’m really pleased!

*they also sell a cell phone size for 50 USD, which is a good deal smaller, but i’m sure you could still fit a few tags inside, and it would also be easier to conceal on-person.

i’ve tested it at the following stores, and been able to pass through the entrance* (with tags inside) incident free:

- although not a store, it worked on my iphone, lol. putting it inside makes it unable for calls or texts to get through, and when you bring the phone out, there are a few seconds before the phone “pings” with a tower that you can see it still reads “no cellular service available.”

- forever 21

- pacsun

- lululemon

- sephora**

- urban outfitters

- h&m**

- aerie

- aeropostale

- victoria’s secret/PINK***

*while i can’t concretely verify that all these stores actually had towers/working towers at that, i know for certain that the towers at urban outfitters worked, as well as the ones at VS/PINK. i did my testing at a relatively upscale mall, so i would assume all stores would be adequately prepared with LP measures like working towers.

**i did not conceal tags directly from these stores, but the tags i had on my person from other stores did not create an incident at these places.

***this one is a bit of a special case. i walked into the VS side of the store with tags concealed in my booster bag and the towers did NOT go off—i know for a fact they were working, however, because a woman beeped on her way out (and subsequently, an SA searched her bag). however, upon leaving the PINK side of the store with tags from PINK/VS inside my bag, i did beep. more on this down below.

here are the types of tags i’ve found success with concealing in my bag & walking out with:

top left: clam tag from UO

top right: ink tag from F21/pacsun

bottom left: hook tag from lululemon

bottom right: hook tag from A&F

now, here are the tags that may have given me a problem:

i believe all of these are from VS/PINK, though i’m not entirely certain on the tag with the wire. these tags were the ones i added to my bag while inside of the VS/PINK, and subsequentially the ones that must have made me beep. upon entering a kate spade store with the same assortment of tags in my bag, i also beeped on both entry and exit.

my lifter friend (who was there at the time) and i tried to brainstorm reasons why these tags might have made me beep. note that we made sure i hadn’t left any tags/hidden RFIDs in my purse or on the merchandise i had concealed on my person. here’s what we were able to come up with (keep in mind that neither of us know jack shit about the science behind radio signals and whatnot):

- it’s possible that one or more of the tags in the picture above uses a frequency that was not blocked by the bag? i believe this would be possible if one of the tags used a radio frequency <600MHz or >5 GHZ. just gonna put it out there that i have no ideas what those numbers mean, but on the website, that‘s the range of frequencies the bag claims to block. the same case could be made with other kinds of signals the website lists that have some kind of range associated with them.

- again, just putting it out there that i have NO IDEA how radio signals or otherwise work, but maybe the amount of tags in my bag created a combined signal strength that overwhelmed the bag? i don’t even know if signals can do that, but if they can that might be an explanation. after i started beeping, we went back to my lifter friend’s car and ditched all of the tags inside the bag before continuing (cautiously) lifting. for the rest of the day, we were careful to ditch tags as frequently as possible to limit the number inside the bag, just in case this theory had any connection to why i beeped.

that’s all the information i can give you about my bag. overall, i’m SUPER pleased with how it’s working out for me—i’ve been able to steal upwards of $1300 worth of merchandise with it so far, so the cost of the bag was money well-spent. even with the rouge beep at VS, i would say i have confidence in the bag for use while lifting. although i do still have to stay vigilant whenever i pass through towers, you should ALWAYS be alert, booster bag or not, when you leave a store, and never assume that you won’t beep.

i hope this post could help some people out—and if anyone has some kind of knowledge that could concretely explain the beeping incident at VS/PINK, it would be much appreciated (for me, and anyone else who uses any kind of booster bag).

happy lifting :)

[heavenlylifter]

it’s good to see an informative post about booster bags when practically none exist!☺️✨ from what i understand of the way tags work (not a huge amount, admittedly), tags can’t overcome a faraday cage like a booster bag with their combined frequency strength. this is because they all work independently, so their frequencies can’t be combined to create some sort of super frequency to get through the bag. like you said, it seems most likely that one of the tags you took with you was just very strong and overwhelmed the capabilities of the bag. hope this makes sense, it took me a few tries to describe it right😅😅✨

[liftcutie]

tag disposal tip: use a sports bra

a lil trick that has worked for me for getting rid of smaller tags in-store* involves grabbing one of those sports bras that has removable pads and bringing it with you to the changing room. after you detag your target objects like normal, IF the hole for removing/inserting the pad is big enough and the tag is small enough (works best for RFIDs, but could probably work for some of the smaller hard tags if you really jam them in there), you can slip the tag inside the… titty pocket (not sure what else to call it). be sure to do this so the actual pad inside is in FRONT of the tag so that there’s no obvious bulge on the exterior of the bra. when you leave the dressing room, i’d suggest using the “this is a maybe” trick so you can put the bra back yourself to reduce your risk of getting caught. someone will probably discover the tag later, but hopefully it’s not one of the SAs and hopefully it’s after you’re long out of the store and they have no way of tracing it to you lol

*obviously leaving tags in the store is never the most ideal/safest option but we’ve all been there before

[lulifter]

Easy Peasy Stores by Liftiest

Ok so these stores are easy AF where I live but take this with a grain of salt cause your location might be different.

⭐️O|d Navy

- fitting rooms only monitored on weekends

- cute af jewelry, too easy to swipe. Literally wearing some from here now

⭐️G0rdman’s

- dressing rooms ‘monitored’ but they’re all always unlocked and usually the monitor doesn’t even look at me.

- SHOES ARE UNTAGGED AND BRAND NAME. I put them under some shirts in one of their shopper bags and bam new expensive shoes. They carry Steve Madden which I LIVE FOR

- beauty section is great and they have hella bath bombs out in bins

- never once been talked to by a sa

- ive come in here with a bigass bag and walked out with hella bath bombs and shoes in it and no one even looked at me on my way out

- nice wallets n shit if u wanna gift one to ya mans or whateva, got my brother a timberland one that was $50 and he loved it

⭐️P|NK/VS

- easy af. Standard golf detacher takes off every single tag at my location. Get a shopper bag and they don’t count items. Free for all

- ive never ran out of underwear thanks to my savior victoria

- im wearing their perfume right now

⭐️JayCee/Penney

- Never been looked at by a sa.

- adorable clothes and dresses actually

- has nike/adidas/champion shiz

- all tags are magnet at my location so it’s easy as pie bc i have a golf detacher

- shoes are easy af. Get a shopper bag or cart or whateva and make/find a blind spot in the shoes. I usually just take the shoes out of the box and shuffle it in the stack of boxes. I usually hate leaving packaging but ive been back to the shoes and checked like 2 months later and the empty one i left was still there. LP: 0 ME: 1

- has prom/hoco dresses!! Actually cute. Fucc em up.

Dressing rooms open and completely desolate. Not watched and no one gives a rats ass if u take a whole cart in.

- if u go for a prom dress or whateva they also have great suits and fancy stuff for the dudes out there. Basically all of its untagged bc they dont want to ruin their nice dress shirts. Go get ya mans some nice shiz for work. Good present materia ya feel

- also they have funky bowties n shiz. I got my man a gold one like in magic frickin mike for his birthday and we laughed so hard. Gr8 gag gift 11/10 recommend.

⭐️D0llar Genera|

- my location doesnt monitor cameras and only has elderly staff and teens who couldnt care less

- got my golf detacher off the counter here. No one has noticed as it has not been replaced. Booyah

- has burts bees chapstick!!! Bless

- also some locations have yankee candle stuff. Love their car fresheners. Macintosh apple is sitting in my beloved volkswagen right now

- their makeup is actually good. Also wearing that right now

- i snatch jergen’s self tanner all the time from here. Tan life = happy life

- absolutely nothing is tagged. No towers, duh. Any rfids are fake but easy to peel off if u want peace of mind

- $4 pizzas since i find it too tricky to snatch one but still a… ‘steal’

- cute stickers. I got stick on jems and bedazzled my juul. Best decision ive ever made. Ive deadass made new friends with my bjeweled juul at parties.

⭐️TeeJay Max

- designer shoes. Can usually cut the tags right off. Yeet

- designer SUNGLASSES. Boujee and tags are usually magnets. Or cut em off.

- PLEASE DO NOT HECKIN CUT ALARM TAGS. UR ASS WILL BE GRASS

⭐️Marsha||s

- same as teejay max but their shoes have boxes. L.

- 50/50 the dressing rooms will be monitored. These dudez are on their shit. Lie if u can get away with it but otherwise rest in peace. They count on the way out too cause u gotta give back ur number. Stay safe shawty

⭐️Aer0p0stale

- my friend’s dad is a lawyer and is on their case for bankruptcy. They ded

- so they dont give a single flying fuck about tagging. Go ham

- cute swim and clothes. Also accessories.

- dressing rooms never ever monitored

⭐️H0t T0pic

- i hate most everything in here but they have stickers and popsockets (popsockets do NOT have rfids inside, risked my ass for this one. Go crazy. Take 4. Give one to ur mom cuz she loves u) also some cute jewelry if u can find something without a skull on it

- one camera in the entire store. LOL

⭐️Kr0ger

- im gonna take sushi from there today

- alc is tagged and sometimes meat is too. Just be careful

- chip aisle never has cams because no one in their right fucking mind is going to attempt to steal a crinkly ass bag of doritos

- expensive chocolate. I take the most expensive ones just cuz i can. Yee haw

⭐️Big W

- no cams in chocolate aisle. God bless.

- side note i dont know why the chocolate aisle is next to the fish. No one goes there because it smells LIKE FISH. Aka its a good spot to conceal and grab urself a snacc

- one of my locations is in the weirdest mf part of town and their electronics section is literally a display in the middle of an aisle and they just stack headphones and watches and speakers and everything u can imagine. Theres even like apple watches stacked in there like wtf these guys dont care AT ALL. Everythings spider wrapped tho cause i guess they have to at least LOOK like they’re trying

⭐️H&EMM

- fitting room attendants either care 100% or 0%. If theyre younger it’s usually 0%.

- cute accessories

- magnet tags. Easy but some dont open with my prized golf detacher and i dont know why??

- tReNdY

- less sus urban/outfitters tbh

- cute sunglasses!!! Rlly hope i dont lose the pair i just got from here

⭐️Hardware Stores

- theres no cams like anywhere. Except at H0me Dep0t. I dont know who went in there and walked out with 9 $1000 power drills but these guys dont mess around anymore

- A/C/E sells yeti mugs n things. And they easy af.

- they sell PLANTS. YEEEE HAWW

- if u go late at night around the holidays… they keep all their christmas trees outside. Make sure u have a truck but hell, take one

- some sell silverware and household things if ur gettin a new place

- HUGE selection of winter gloves!! I got a REALLY nice pair of real leather gloves to drive with. Cant tell u how many times they’ve saved my hands in the winter.

- most sell neodymium magnets. If you read this whole thing and dont know what these are or what they do,, i guess i’ll be nice and tell you. They remove security tags you absolute troglodyte

⭐️Feel free to add on!

⭐️Stay safe

⭐️Love yall

💞💞

xoxo liftiest

[liftsbian1]

- one dollar general I’ve been to has hard tags on purses and slightly more expensive stuff. There was a tag inside of a DVD too!

- I’ve heard people say jçp is hard but the one I’ve been to is so easy, n the dressing rooms totally unmonitored, just like you said. That was one of the first places I l1fted at. I got sunglasses and a wonderful red bralette

- the aer0 at my mall has plenty of tags. They don’t count your stuff in or out of the dressing rooms but you do have to ask for someone to unlock it for you

[liftingstardust]

Holy Hydroflask haul 🙌🏼 The last 2 pics are my sister’s, she has become proficient in the art of sleight of hand. Here’s some tips from the stores we went to, but take it with a grain of salt cuz all locations are slightly different!! Most of these tips are probably already on liftblr but it’s nice to be reminded •Hôllister: Usually has hook tags. Counts on the way into fitting room, but the SA disappears after and doesn’t count on your way out so detag and conceal in there. Some stores have cameras, some don’t but there is one LP per district (5-6 stores) and they monitor cameras mostly for internal theft. •Dîck’s: Ours has hook tags with ink backs. Fitting rooms were unattended, so we detagged and concealed in there. Hydroflasks didn’t have any form of theft deterrent. •Charlottê Rušse: Uses gator tags. Counts on the way in to the fitting room but not on the way out. •PacSûn: Has gator tags with ink backs and also magnetic pointy dome tags with ink backs. Honestly my magnet is crap so I just looked for unsensored items •Wôrld Mârket: Tall shelves and scattered dome cameras. No tags of any type on anything. •Bêd Bâth Bêyond: Tall shelves and dome cameras, I think they have RIFD tags on pricey items. Hook tags on comforters. •Ulta: Most stores I’ve been to have blind spots in the back corner near the hair care

[heavenlylifter]

u and ur sister both have excellent taste

[liftingcuteshit]

Tags & How to Remove them

GATOR TAGS: You can remove them by wrapping a rubber band in between the pin and the tag. Type in “How to remove gator tag with rubber band” on youtube.(: THIS IS THE ONLY TAG THAT CAN BE REMOVED WITH A RUBBER BAND.

SENSORMATIC TAG: I’ve seen them as white, tan, and black. As long as it has a little slot on it, you can remove it with a hook. Below is a picture of what a hook looks like and where you can order it in the U.S.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/218315192/replacement-hook-part-for-sensormatic

I call the first 3 tags “golf” and “clam” tags. I don’t know what #4 and #5 are called. I’ve never seen #7-#9 either. Haha. #6 is a pencil tag attached to a lanyard. Lanyards are tough to cut. You’d have to have some wire cutters or something. All of the tags above can be removed with a golf detacher, which is made of a Neodymium magnet. Below is a link to where you can buy a golf detacher and what it looks like.

http://m.tomtop.com/super-golf-detacher-security-tag-remover-magnetic-intensity-12-000gs-anti-theft-silver-h10242s.html?currency=USD&lang=en&aid=gpla&gclid=COOM2p2nq8sCFQMHaQodS7cEXA

SPIDER WRAP: These are normally used on boxed items. DON’T TRY TO CUT THE WIRES BECAUSE AN ALARM WILL SOUND. You can either remove it by ripping off a corner of the box and shimmying the wrap off or you can use a spider wrap detacher. I’m not sure how the detacher works because I don’t have one, but you can search it up on youtube.(: A picture of the detacher and a link to buy it is below.

http://tagdetacher.com/product/s3-handkey-lockpicks-detacher-eas-display-hook-hanger-releaser-remover/

[lyftfordays]

I got an ask about newbie tips and just reblogged my master post and this goes with it! ^^’

[lxfterboi-deactivated20181021]

us

[heavenlylifter]

At Lush

SA: *trots up to me* hey can i help u find something?? (:

Me: *neck audibly crunches as my head whips around 180 degrees* Ņ̵͍͘Ỏ̴͔̀ ̸̱̫͇͋ T̵̮̎͠Ḧ̷͇́Ä̸͕̠́N̴̤̎Ḱ̴̟̤̥̔͊S̸̺̻̗̉͂ ̷̛͎͍̍I̵̫͓͊’̷̥̰͐͜M̷̜̬̘̎̌̚ ̶͕͍̈́̇̌J̴̹͉̟͒̓Ù̸̘̣̱S̸̛̫̄̀T̶̪̺͠ ̵͙̬̤̈́̔̽B̸͔̤̽R̵͕̘͍̎͆̕Ŏ̵̦͊̈́W̵̢̛͙̪̏͝Ṡ̶̗Ỉ̴̞̦͠N̶̟̣̄͝G̶̣͇̔̊͜ :)))

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[liftblurred-deactivated20181215]

where can i steal

a fuck ton of candles?? is yankee candle a good place to get them from? i just fuckin love candles. also, methods?? bc candles are kind of bulky and idk how many i can get away with shoving down the front of my pants lmao. i just fuckin love self-care ok lmao help a gay out

[taylorswipe]

I love bagels but I have this problem

I always put them in my waistband. And I keep stealing seasame seed bagels and I always have the seeds stuck in my leggings all day. Everytime I tell myself I won’t steal a seasame and guess what I do

[stellar-lifting-deactivated2018]

why is this so fucking funny 😂

[klondikeklepto]

Buy Switch and Return, a step by step visual.

I went to Sêphora and targët today! I bought clinique’s $29.95 moisturizer. It is a fantastic product but sadly for $30, you get a skimpy 1.7 oz of the stuff.

To perform the switch, I bought a mini Tupperware at targët to store the expensive product!! I transferred the Clinique into the Tupperware and refilled the Clinique container with cheap $3 moisturizer.

The UP & UP $3 moisturizer is EXTREMELY close to texture and smell to the $30 Clinique version. Differences are mostly in texture, the Clinique is slightly thicker. To deflect any suspicion, I decided to add a thin upper layer of the real product back into the top of the container once I did my switcheroo.

🌺 🌺 I’ll go back to séphora and return it tomorrow, telling them it made me break out and that I’ll have to find a better one for my skin! Séphora must accept all returns! They cannot question you! 🌺 🌺

[lifterrae18]

Get a purse like this, with the fabric around the inside of it, and cut a hole into the side of the purse. It creates like a secret hole in your purse to carry so much shit! If anyone sus you, you can just open your purse and empty your pockets and they’ll see nothing at all! Works better for smaller items like foundations and concealers. Using this purse in s e p h o r a today.

[liftingdiva-deactivated20180517]

Thanks for this b! I’m def going to be using this

[luxary-liftingxx]

Definitely going to start doing this!!!

x C

[thiefju]

Just Liftblr Things

When you do the steal

[novicelifter-blog]

When you do the conceal

[beaniebooster-deactivated201708]

Later at home, when you do the reveal.

[thatliftinggirl-deactivated2018]

When you got one hell of a deal

[pretzel-lift]

when somebody asks you, “what’s the appeal?” 😒

[baddielifter]

i just want free shit, you feel ?

[liftingforfun-deactivated201901]

How are you people lifting alcohol?? Please tell me your tips, or even where you lift them from omg

[thiefju]

Anyone got tips on live animals at petco?

I’m really curious. I’ve seen people lift animals from Liftblr Aunt our lord, savior, and local cryptid lifting a puppy to another person lifting a turtle to another and easier betta fish. I was wondering how y’all do it, and was thinking on making tips for a masterpost on animals and stealing them and shoplifting the right supplies for them. But also I’m real curious and thinking about getting a beta for myself.

[lifterslashvandal-deactivated20]

has l!fting made anyone else really confident like. it’s so nice to put on an outfit that’s 100% finessed including the shoes and the stolen hair dye i used to dye my hair and the stolen shampoo and soap i shower with like. Something about it makes me feel really confident and amazing