Lifting

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[morpheuskibbe]

Bridezilla: A Dramatic Reading

[klondikeklepto]

Buy Switch and Return, a step by step visual.

I went to Sêphora and targët today! I bought clinique’s $29.95 moisturizer. It is a fantastic product but sadly for $30, you get a skimpy 1.7 oz of the stuff.

To perform the switch, I bought a mini Tupperware at targët to store the expensive product!! I transferred the Clinique into the Tupperware and refilled the Clinique container with cheap $3 moisturizer.

The UP & UP $3 moisturizer is EXTREMELY close to texture and smell to the $30 Clinique version. Differences are mostly in texture, the Clinique is slightly thicker. To deflect any suspicion, I decided to add a thin upper layer of the real product back into the top of the container once I did my switcheroo.

🌺 🌺 I’ll go back to séphora and return it tomorrow, telling them it made me break out and that I’ll have to find a better one for my skin! Séphora must accept all returns! They cannot question you! 🌺 🌺

[beautifuloutside]

bitch, no………….. you should 101% take stuff from stores (I mean? why not) but this product is just gonna go right back in the shelves and some other girl is gonna invest in a product thats 90% cheap cream. its not victimless crime. big no, fuck this

[swipeymcsugar]

^^ There’s no way they would put a used product back on the shelves, even as a sample. It breaks sanitary codes. Switch your products and return them if that’s what floats your boat guys.

If anyone does have information on what they do with used and returned products at beauty supply stores please chime in!

[beautifuloutside]

I do. As someone who used to work in retail I can tell you 90% of the time this rule wont be followed. Mmaaaaaybe if your manager is there, and mmmmaaaaybe is he’s very uptight.

[swipeymcsugar]

Oh shit good to know! I had no idea that they put products that have been taken home by someone back out on the shelves

[lislifts]

just echoing PLEASE Don’t do this. the rule is in place just to cover their asses if someone brings their attention to it. imagine how pissed you’d be if you actually paid for something like this and you got it home and realized it was a swap, or worse, if you got some kind of infection from it. swaps are return fraud are all well and good but pls don’t compromise some unsuspecting consumer’s health like this.

[klondikeklepto]

If you knew anything about the makeup industry, you'd know this type of return doesn't pose health risks.

There are no bodily fluids involved. No risk of infection. What are you even talking about?

Half the time high end makeup is made in the same exact factories of low end makeup. The only difference is branding. Higher end brands will simply put their own packaging on it and add fragrances so that consumers will be willing to shell out more cash for an identical formula as something much cheaper. Why can't lifters replace expensive crap with a dupe? The differences are minute anyway.

This can be pulled off with foundations, fragrances, and even facial powders. The trick is to find ones that fully allow access to the product so it can be dumped and refilled with something identical and cheaper.

[justasimplememebean]

How to check if shit is tagged like the sneaky motherfucker you are

I’M NOT TALKiNG OPENING BOXES I’M NOT TALKING EVEN LOOKING AT BOXES

YOU HAVE 2 WAYS OF DOING THIS

With a partner : you’re gonna have your buddy go “oh shit left something in the car brb” or “oh shit I’m gonna go look at that store” and have them start to walk out the store with nothing in hand. Once they get past the gate, you (with the item(s) you plan to lift) are going to run over, past the gate and yell “wait! I found the keys come back” or something. If you beep, you have tags to look for, if you dont, you’re in the clear. If you beep just turn around and go “oh gosh I’m so sorry I was just trying to get my friends attention lmao” they’ll let you do your thing.

without a partner: fake a phone call. Act like it’s your mom or some shit. Walk kinda to the alarm and poke your head out while pretending to look for someone outside. Don’t go all the way past the alarm gate. Just enough so you can look like you’re looking for someone. “No I don’t see you/your car. Can you just come inside I’ll meet you by the shoes section” and go back in the store. If you beeped, you have tags, if you didn’t, you’re clear. Tell the employee you didn’t mean to set off the towers you’re just looking for your friend.

[klondikeklepto]

SUCH A FUCKING BADDDD IDEA. Just a plain terrible idea. Don't EVER call attention to yourself by beeping. If LP wasn't watching you before, they WILL be watching now.

Instead, get very good at tag checking. If you're good at it, and spend a solid 5 minutes double and TRIPLE CHECKING?? You fine.

-----------guide below------------------------

Soft tags are usually in the "remove before wearing" warning. Rip em off. You done.

Look in the washing instructions, in the size tab, look at the price tag, ANYTHING attached to clothing which is not the clothing itself.

Look at the article of clothing INSIDE and OUT.

Behind the size (xs, s, m, L) a company can place another soft or hard tag. Inspect it thoroughly.

Even the external price tag can contain an RFID. Bend the paper tag, is there something metal between the sheets of paper making it hard to bend? That my friend, is an RFID. Slice through to disable it or rip it off entirely.

Puffy items like jackets may contain RFID's in the sleeves. Feel the fabric. If anything is unusual and you cannot cut through the item, leave it.

[klondikeklepto]

How To Catch A Shoplifter

⭐️⭐️⭐️ To be better, watch others mistakes! I highly recommend watching this entire playlist. It is a TREASURE TROVE FOR LEARNING!! ⭐️

This is a 19 video playlist with real annotations from LP and commentary from actual security. The stores here are mostly big name department stores, like Jay See Penny and Seeeeeeàrs.

Link is here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6YdkEl-d5pTCeNREFTpTkDVnoMhKr9NS

If this link isn’t working, go to Vanessa Van Edwards Shoplifting Playlist. This playlist is meant to educate LP’s in training lol.

Common mistakes as seen in the video:

⭐️Avoiding eye contact with cameras

⭐️ Bringing in big bags. This is a huge tip off guys!!! They watch everyone with big bags even more!! Again, it’s so much better to wear spandex under your clothes and to conceal on person.

⭐️ LP will listen to you inside unattended fitting rooms. They are trying to hear ripping, tearing, or metal clanging from magnets. Always assume someone is listening. Be as silent as possible, fake a phone call to someone about “liking” an item, and create the illusion you’re tight on money so you’re not sure if you should buy.

⭐️ Once you make it out the door, RUN. OR if the store is next to a parking lot, have a getaway waiting. Often if LP is onto you, you’ll have only a few seconds to GTFO before they chase and apprehend.

⭐️ Pay attention to sale racks. Look at prices, inspect them.

⭐️ Don’t take a million items into the dressing room like that woman did.

⭐️ Assume the camera qualities are excellent. If using the fitting room to lift, try to take similarly colored items to throw LP off.

⭐️If possible, bring à friend to be a lookout. Have them walk into the store separately and act as your own security. When you’re in the fitting room, have them “browse” outside close by. They can text you to warn you of suspicious LP activity. They can also walk around the floor and take note of plainclothes following you around.

⭐️LP will check to see if you left clothes behind in an unattended fitting room. Make sure the fitting room you choose is disorganized with tons of discarded clothes already in there. Jay See Penny is great for this. My store is cluttered and allows me to take my pickings from the discard rack and whatnot. A sparkling clean fitting room is probably not your best bet.

⭐️ Don’t take underwear or other items into fitting rooms.

[klondikeklepto]

Note : the YouTube link doesn't work. Look up Vanessa Van Edwards LP and you'll find real CCTV footage of actual shoplifters while the narrator talks about their mistakes.

Practically a guide just for us 🌺

[klondikeklepto]

Thought

When people pay $$$ for stuff, they are more likely to believe they need it and that the product is sufficient. Even if they know the product is kinda shitty, they'll justify it with, "well I paid $20 for it! I needed it!"

Us lifters don't pay $$$. If a product doesn't live up to our expectations, we can shrug it off and be like "thank god i didn't pay real money for this piece of shit! It sucks"...and toss it out!

[thiefju]

✨ Lifting Emoji Asks ✨

🐚 - What’s your favorite thing that you’ve lifted?

🌪 - What store would you say you’ve shoplifted the most from?

🌊 - When did you start lifting?

🦋 - What’s the first thing you remember lifting?

🍀 - Was there ever a time while lifting when you got really lucky?

🌱 - What is your favorite place to lift from?

🌙 - Do you plan out your lifting sprees or are they more sporadic?

💫 - Are there any big brands or stores you shoplift from specifically because they have done something bad or underpay their workers?

✨ - What type of things do you shoplift most?

⚡️ - Have you ever been caught / almost caught?

🌈 - Have you ever ended up buying something ridiculous to try and hide that you were lifting?

🔥 - Have you ever shoplifted anything that turned out to be really low quality or disappointing?

🌺 - Have you ever shoplifted with other non lifters (family or friends)? Have you ever had a close call when they almost caught you?

🍄 - What’s your favorite technique to use?

🍒 - What store do you think is easiest to lift from?

[sadlftng]

send ME SOME PLEASE

[lilpinklift-blog]

SEND P{LEASE OMGG

[earthliingtarot]

SEND ME THESE PLEASE OMG

[newbie-mouselifter]

Me: Hun what did you get from the mall today?

Boyfriend-Mouse-Chan: oh nothing hunny. Just some new boxers.

*lays down across corduroy couch*

Me: *sees bulge forming in his pants*

Me: can I come lay with you?

Boyfriend-Mouse-Chan: No, stay away.

Me: *squeaks and whimpers* Why, moisie-poo-Chan?

Boyfriend-mouse-Chan: Because! I’ve had it with you! Leave me be!

Me: *cries*

Him: *moves closer to me*

Me: *smiles amidst tears*

Me: *reaches my hand to his pants*

Boyfriend-mouse-Chan: Don’t do that!

Me: *smiles sneakily, my big front teeth poking out from my white furry mouth*

Me: *feels something hard*

Me: *confused* what’s this?

Boyfriend-Mouse-Chan: *pulls out entire vintage VCR set from the Crotch of his pants*

Boyfriend-Mouse-Chan: I got this from sears

Me: *squeaks and flicks my tail* ooooh !

Me: *has long, nice, orgasm*

[klondikeklepto]

?????

[klyftsit-blog]

I’m cackling at the tumblr notif I just got 😂😂😂

Bebe was a frog all along!!

[heavenlylifter]

Thank you, Bebe, you slimy boi

[klondikeklepto]

My first post about getting caught at Khôls is now riddled with non lifters and antis.

I was stupid and tagged the shit out of that post before realizing that was a dumb idea.

Should i scrap the post and re do it? Or keep it?

[klondikeklepto]

Going Lifting Now!!

Pray for me

[klondikeklepto]

Hahah thank u. Got around $50 worth of shit, so success

[klondikeklepto]

Going Lifting Now!!

Pray for me

[lifting-bread]

🍃 Healthy Lifts 🍃

Multivitamins!!!

Skin treatments

Toothpaste, toothbrush

~ Teeth whiteners ~

Lotion

Protein bars

Green tea 🍵

Weight loss pills

Matchta

Herbal Shit

*~*diffusers and essential oils *~*

cute lil notebooks and nice pens

Meditation books

Yoga mats

Water bottles

Hair ties

Eucalyptus oils from BBW

[lifting-bread]

This is so confusing

[klondikeklepto]

Yoooo so like bc we are real people??? I was actually doxxed...

[indecisivelifter-deactivated202]

STELLAR-LIFTING CONFIRMED FAKE

so i saw this post…

and i was like girl ok lemme see this so i try to go to elainelifts and… it doesn’t exist

and i checked the notes and this fake ass propoganga shit was posted by @stellar-lifting who i was ALWAYS sus of because she was always the one like “shit this is real guys the hacker is real” and also one of the few people who would be able to confirm any of the hacked blogs were *actually* real…

[stellar-lifting-deactivated2018]

This doesn’t mean anything lmao how bout you sit tf down and stop trying to cause drama, you literal child

Ps, Heavenly, Liftblurred and I have been saying this is fake since the beginning. Do ur damn research (:

[mouselifts-blog]

the post was real, i checked liftelaine right after i saw that posted and it was there. it seemed really obviously fake and by a copycat though and im guessing whoever made it deleted the blog pretty soon after

[liftelaine-deactivated20180425]

As I said on my blog yesterday this is some rando using my photo and url. Completely fake.

[klondikeklepto]

Indecisive lifter causes drama and is a general bitch. Be careful. Whoever she calls out is probably a persona vandetta.

[lifting-bread]

Teddy lifts, Athena lifts, Elaine lifts, klondike klepto, mentally ill klepto, and stickyfingers are all the same person.

Notice how they ALL defend each other and claim the doxxer was real. Even their typing sounds the same.

6 accounts, all controlled by the same person. 6 fucking accounts all made to appear as their own individual person. This person took miticulous time trying to infiltrate this community only to try to drive it apart. When indecisive lifter didn’t fall for the trap and refused to deactivate, the doxxer knew the facade would cave so the whole plan was called off.

#doxxingmysterysolved

[klondikeklepto]

UH actually, I am a real lifter and was doxxed. LOCKED OUT OF MY ACCOUNT.

Stickyfingers has been posting since 2016. I don't "agree" with many of their tips, they are offensive and anti trans among many other things.

Elaine lifts has been around for well longer than me and we use completely different language.

We are not the same people, for real guys. Idk how to prove that.

[teddyl1ft-blog]

this is teddyl1ft. do you guys think i should have deactivated? everyone is saying the doxxer was probably fake and now im mad as hell because i lost all my posts except for a few that i reblogged on here before deactivation

[klondikeklepto]

The doxing was real. I was hacked and locked out of my own account so idk what to tell you

[immaliftinbitch]

Good idea

“If you’re after a bigger, more costly item like a Clarisonic, you can try what my friend does. She sets an appointment for a facial, and then comes in the day of about 30 minutes early. Load up your basket with whatever you want (that you can’t normally conceal easily) and then put a couple bags of cotton balls or whatever other large, cheap item that can hide the contents of your basket. Then head back for your facial with the basket. The esthetician will leave the room to allow you to change and get under the covers. Use this time to check for tags and conceal your items. Leave the bigger item (the one you placed on top) in the basket. Since a facial takes about an hour, even if someone did notice you take a lot of items in, chances are they will have forgotten by the time you come out. My friend likes to get her facials midday/early evening when there’s a chance there will be a shift change. On your way out, drop off the big item you “decided not to buy this time around” and pay for your facial. My friend likes to do the occasional receiptless return so she has store credit to pay for the facials. The store credit at Ulta is sort of like Gap’s.”

Saw this story online and thought it was really smart. If you wanna steal from ulta this is the way to go.

[klondikeklepto]

Great!!!