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moved across the country on a whim, thriving bitches | age is 24 | Cancer | Teacher

[dailyhatsune]

can you draw her blowing up. and then promptly being okay

bless you

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[lgbtlaughs]

ACT UP, 1990

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

and it will be better 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

[theblackparadeisdead]

i assume you are kind of a loser

Well man this is tumblr

[bearsockz]

Maybe I should grow up

[eggsdoodz]

♡ we’ll be okay ♡

[shillanov]

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

[xtroor]

All roads unfortunately lead back to tumblr.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

[deep-state-partisan]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[irondive]

[twofingerswhiskey]

alright everyone line up for your award

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[paper-mario-wiki]

Any tips for when trying weed for the first time?

smoke a lot of it and if you dont get high instantly smoke a lot more and if you start feeling scared that means youre about to die