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how to get a real boyfriend to sleep otp with me every night instead of listening to this every night
no glue no borax
Once again REALLY sorry, this fanfic is taking me longer than usual since my family keeps having all these darn events whenever I feel like writing but I promise you it is close to done, I have to just get through the smut lol.
But here's a snippet of where I'm at!!
Anyway wish you the best my lovelies!!
Baizhu x reader | Bad liar fluff | 0.7k | gn!reader
The dinner was a pleasant affair. The food was good, the weather mild and warm, simply perfection. Yet there’s been a palpable tension in the air, stemming from you and rubbing off on Baizhu who now watches you with cautious concern.
“I met the neighbor’s kids,” you finally break the silence, “And they told me they saw doctor Baizhu fighting bad guys yesterday.”
He squirms in his seat, offering a bashful smile that gets him only a raise of your eyebrow.
“I swore them to secrecy too,” he sighs as puts down his chopsticks. At least he finally knows what’s going on. “I promise I was most careful.”
“I’m not calling you reckless, I’m calling you a liar,” you point out. He winces a little.
I think it would be really funny if pantalone turned out to be Baizhu's crackhead family member who is magically related to him somehow lmao
Just watch you guys when I get done with this baizhu fanfic I'm gonna be writing NASTY freaky angst to fluff to smut dottore x reader in retaliation against the leaks trust,🤑🤑🥹🥹
wow wtf is hoyo doing really?
i want to say it feels like a fanfiction but i've read so many fics ten times better than this bs they are doing rn
SLIGHT SPOILER WARNING!! (nothing huge? i think?)
Heyyyyyy... How are we feeling with 6.6 leaks
Or you're avoiding it like the plague..
Oh my god my life sucks
Baizhu x reader | Working late 0.8k | fluff | gn!reader
Your body feels bone tired, it demands sleep, and yet rest eludes you. It comes in short bursts of teasing relief, only to pull back and throw you back into consciousness, driving you crazy. So you finally give in and open your eyes to the dim light filling the room and let them adjust until the blurry shapes become the nightstand, the plant by the side of the bed, and further yet - the silhouette of a man in a chair, sitting with a perfect posture while he writes.
The sound of brushstrokes against the paper rises and lulls like the howling of the wind outside. From your hiding spot, you see Baizhu’s features contorted in concentration. His mood seems as severe as the storm brewing outside. You don’t know what time it is, but it must be too late for him to still be working.
If you’re exhausted, then so must be he. Perhaps you’d finally be able to sleep if your lover was by your side.
I hate that one music artist dax so much
Regressive depression is the worst thing ever, I hate that I can't grow out of it
Mmm... Just thinking about something cutesy when having sex with Dottore...
Can you imagine him finally taking off his mask during it only to put it on you... idk I find that cute
He plays too much smh
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Mmm... Just thinking about something cutesy when having sex with Dottore...
Can you imagine him finally taking off his mask during it only to put it on you... idk I find that cute
He plays too much smh
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I'm about to crash the F out... Can we stop tagging posts "character x reader" AND "character x OC"? The reader is not your character, and your character is not the reader. This situation is not even like "every bug is an insect, but not every insect is a bug" situation", and I'm angry because you would think this situation is rare, but nooo, it's pretty damn common, especially when you are into multiple fandoms. I don't have a problem with yumeshipping, I would be a hypocrite if I did so. My problem is with improper tagging. If you write something with your OC in mind: do it, you can do it, you have the freedom to do so and even to post it! But don't tag it an "x reader" when you include your OC's name all the time in the said writing. Leave the place for the name blank; hell, even Y/N would be better.
Again: the problem is not with yumeships being written and/or posted. It's the IMPROPER TAGGING.
baizhu drabbles since sadly the fanfic that was for the poll will be taking a bit longer due to how busy I was this week :(((
But don't fret!! For your answer meownatte will get it down when she can! : D
Tw:suggestive/smut content,dream sex,somnophilia, non-con-ish content,creampie, oral sex, female genitals and reader,p in v, Sumerian! Reader, indirect aftercare(?), slight fluff at the end, big ole freaky stuff🤑
“Ngh….”
Baizhu whimpered out quietly as he thrusted back and forth inside your wet cunt, his head thrown back slightly in pleasure as sweat visibly dribbled down his neck.
His face stood sweaty and flustered, the type of expression his customers assumed was from sickness or the hot weather, not him thrusting into your pussy like there was no tomorrow. He ran his fingers through his hair as he gazed down upon you but quickly redirecting his gaze in embarrassment his eyebrows furrowing upwards as a blush spread across his face before he muttered while trying to hold in a whimper:
“Sorry, I'm not the best as I used to be when I was younger, you know…Before I had to take all these…medications.
You grunted underneath him, feeling a bit sorry for him as you tired to take some of the heavy lifting off of him and lifted your hips up, giving a small attempt to thrust back into him while raising your elbows as you tried to flip yourself on top of him, only for him to push you back down onto the bed firmly, bringing his face closer to yours
“Ah, ah! It's fine though, I don't have to go fast when you're like this though, right?
Your eyebrows raised in confusion for a moment before he realized what he said and suddenly snapped his hips harshly, which reminded you of the position you were in. You gasped at the sudden thrust while your nails slightly dug into his wrists. His face slightly contoured in pain before he gave you a slight pout
“That's not a very nice way to treat your employer and doctor you know…”
He then sighed a bit heavily, before then let out a whimper at how your pussy suddenly clammed on his length, his eyes widening as he panted heavily before he brought his face close to yours.
His expression changed to one of determination as he kept thrusting despite how tight your vagina was closing in on him
“As much as I know we don't get along often….”
He said with a particularly harsh thrust that made your head seep further into the pillow, you let out a small whimper while nodding at his words.
“I think it's important that you know how I feel, even if it's like this…No…While you're like this.”
He drawed out his cock as he let out a groan before bottoming his whole length inside, the very tip of it tickling the edge of your womb before the tip of it pushed firmly against it.
The next thing you knew you felt something warm and thick entering your womb, stuffing your pussy full as you let out a drawn out moan that made your elbows go weak as your back flopped against the sheets while you orgasmed, only pushing his semen deeper inside.
Baizhu then gently leaned forward with a calculated expression before he began to bring his lips towards yours.
“I-”
He began with a slow tone, a precise gentleness and love one would only show to a wife or lover.
“love-”
As he drew out each syllable, his lips grew closer and closer as he approached. You could only grip the sheets firmly in either fear or shock.
“you.”
He gave you one little last thrust before slowly down completely, by now his lips were lighting rubbing against yours and then pressed slightly forward before he began to press down more and more-
…
You jolted awake in your bed, looking around confused as you saw no one there, you scratched your head and groaned in dismay at the wet feeling between your thighs.
Not again. You thought
That's when you heard a knock at your bedroom door, you yawned before speaking.
“Come in!”
The door opened to reveal Baizhu standing behind it, holding a tray with two bowls and a plate, missing the usual snake around his neck. But you dared not question, one of the bowls was filled to the brim with Lotus seed and Bird egg soup, while the plate held stir-fried his noodles. Your eyes narrowed as you turned your gaze to the second bowl as you spotted a dish you hadn't seen in a few months and the past year as he walked towards your bed.
Curry shrimp.
While it was a popular dish in Sumeru that many visitors from all over the nation had tried, it still felt like a simple reminder of home to you.
“I hope it tastes right…Which I'm not exactly used to using as many spices in my cooking, I hope it tastes good enough to remind you of home.”
You gently took the tray from his hands, your fingers brushing close enough to make you lightly shiver and blush while looking away from him. Trying to not recall your wet dream or imagine what it would feel like to feel his plump lips against yours.
“Thank you,”
You breathed as you took a spoonful of the curry and shrimp to your mouth, the garnish of the cilantro mixed with warm spices and sauce giving you a warm sensation in your stomach as you exhaled while your muscles relaxed and your eyes closed.
This was heavenly, and it tasted just like you expected, homeful but with a slight tang of baizhu's touch to it.
“I apologize for the argument we had a few couple of days ago,”
Baizhu stated as he sat on the edge of your bed, his hand coming to rest on your ankle, drawing light circles on it.
“I hope that the taste of Sumeru will be enough for me to earn your good favor back, and to understand how much I appreciate you..”
He trailed off before he stood up and headed for the door.
“Make sure you eat well, okay?”
He asked before he stepped out and closed the door. He let out a sigh of relief, hoping the taste of home would distract you for a while from the wet, warm, white thick liquid that had made itself home inside your womb.
He'd definitely have to be more careful next time….
I hate how quick people on tiktok are so fast to hop on a hate train on dottore for how he said raiden's boss line when literally everyone else in the game says it the same😭