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solitairians

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

billywixxan

Vintage mens knitting pattern. Sleeves and collar instructions missing :(

ganymede-time

ides of march. right in the middle between going in like a lion and out like a lamb.

(JC 2.2.41-8) / (JC 4.3.106-112)

chronictranssexuality

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

toruandmidori

megmelodia

somethingusefulfromflorida

I was not expecting a woman to just straight up go "wa wa wa" into a microphone

cheekykit

Thank you tags @romanceyourdemons

aurora1040

IVE NEVER HEARD THE WHOLE THING BEFORE, THAT IS INCREDIBLE

the-haiku-bot

IVE NEVER

HEARD THE WHOLE THING BEFORE, THAT

IS INCREDIBLE

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

itrimehalle

ἔστιν ἄρα (therefore it is), 2025

(inspired by @two-bees-poetry - still fascinated by the poem lady macbeth grants you an interview, it's my favourite <3)

mournfulroses

Bob Hicok, from a poem titled "Churn," featured in his poetry collection Sex & Love &,

lunchboxpoems

BOB HICOK

omghotmemes

Google Earth is Amazing

kingscrown666

Wait for it…

hereisisa

everytime. i laugh like an idiot everytime

interrogatethekat

okay but this is actually a really cool place! it’s a cat sanctuary in rome on the ruins where julius caesar is believed to have been assassinated!

skarabrae-stone

magiclilybean

I think this might be the most beautiful meme I've ever seen. I just spent five minutes extolling all its virtues to my husband:

It doesn't even mention Julius Caesar or the Ides of March.

It's from a very different segment of the play

It's not even the famous part of that segment that everyone knows by heart

The "I'm just sayin'" attitude of all the Seinfeldians in the screenshot (although if memory serves, what they're actually saying is, "not that there's anything wrong with that")

It just comes at the whole situation in such an oblique fashion

I don't think I've ever seen an Ides of March meme do anything like this before

I love it and I love you for bringing it to me.

moonlightbraveheart

Those lines always make me think of this video

apocryphics

oh ok

gorps

exeuntstormtroopers

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

miseria-fortes-viros

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

new-xkit-extension

Deprecating New XKit

Hi all, it's been a while!

tl;dr: You should use XKit Rewritten, it's new, shiny, and getting consistent updates. Get it from here: https://addons.tumblr.com/post/661324873572974592/xkit-rewritten. If you want to customize the appearance of Tumblr you should use the built-in settings or Palettes for Tumblr. You shouldn't rely on New XKit, it's old and busted.

Around four years ago, April, a core contributor to New XKit, started the XKit Rewritten and wider @addons projects to create a modern alternative to the already somewhat moldy New XKit. This was with our complete support, and many members of the New XKit team now also help out with XKit Rewritten and other addons.

Chrome and Firefox have both phased out support for older extensions, requiring challenging workarounds to install New XKit. It's become very clear that anyone who is still using New XKit would really have a better time using XKit Rewritten, Palettes and Outbox for Tumblr, and the couple XKit-inspired core Tumblr features.

If you continue to use New XKit for some key part of your Tumblr workflow be warned that it's past the end of its digital lifespan. Despite the name, New XKit is a crumbling old cathedral. You can still walk around in it if you really want to, but it has been fenced off for safety and a brick might fall on your head.

One key difference we'd like to highlight is that XKit Rewritten intentionally doesn't have a Blacklist feature, leaving it to Tumblr's native post filtering functionality. If you still need the specific functionality of New XKit's Blacklist, you can keep it installed alongside XKit Rewritten. Click here for a list of other frequently asked questions.

To summarize: Get XKit Rewritten here: https://addons.tumblr.com/post/661324873572974592/xkit-rewritten. It's like New XKit but designed for modern Tumblr and consistently updated. New XKit will still be around for anyone who really needs it but is a much buggier experience.

Thank you all very much for using New XKit! On behalf of the whole team it's been a great time with all of you here on [tumblr].

hopepunk-humanity

You’ve heard of “don’t monetize your hobbies”; get ready for "don’t master your hobbies".

Your hobbies are here to help you decompress and have fun. They do not have to be disciplines you toil over for expertise, unless that is something you genuinely enjoy doing.

It’s okay to enjoy language-learning without ever becoming fluent, or even conversational. It’s okay to like playing guitar even if you only know a few clumsy songs. You can read books and never finish them, bowl without ever scoring even halfway to perfect. We’re here to explore and play, and we cannot do that if we’re chasing perfection in everything we do.

phantomrose96

And this opens you up to the world of hobbies you're not naturally very good at.

It's natural to gravitate towards things you're good at, because being good at something is fun. But there is an entire world of hobbies out there you're extremely bad at which are also incredibly fun.