Yo

Hi I'm isa/Isaac, 26, hella queer and phil lester has been my pet hamster since 2010

[attrip]

[himejoshikomaeda]

this is god

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

this is what the earth looks like from space #flatearthtruth

[skeleton-pit]

See the turtle of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the earth!

[beckyhop]

I can’t decide whether to make a Discworld reference or a Pokemon reference.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[Miocene Ancestor Ungalug, who was minding his business gathering herbs when a chunk of the riverbed just up and walked away]

[feyosha]

[My modern ass, minding my business smoking some herb, when a chunk of the riverbed just up and walks away]

[hyrude]

[yo-its-matt]

Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”

[avalynramsaygames]

If Saw was made pre-9/11 then it would just be an amusing coincidence but it’s a *2004* film which means somebody on set either thought it would be hilarious that 9/11 was the next day OR they thought it would be terribly tragic, and I don’t know which possibility is funnier.

[teendotcom]

Carly Rae Jepsen Throws Worst First Pitch of All Time

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

she can reclaim faggot for this one

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

asklfjals;kfh the producers of will and grace were really out there straightbaiting in 1998

[scalestails]

So this happened at work today.

I

don’t know what to say

[funnelcloudd]

🚨🚨🚨SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE🚨🚨🚨

[tamamoreblogs]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

What’s with these homies dissing my krill

[ianime0]

Sailor Moon: Cosmos Movie | Part2 | Pink Moon Crystal Power! Make up!

[victusinveritas]

[pukicho]

Sorry freaks I saw an owl on the walk. Gotta owlpost

[pukicho]

GUYS I SAW THE OWL LATER IN THE DAY AND HOOOOOOLY SHIT I GOT THE SHOT

[charlesoberonn]

Andrew Tate 🤝 This Parrot

Trans Inclusive Radical Misogyny

[depsidase]

[radiofreederry]

This would be a uniformly and unimaginably bad thing btw

[briebytes]

I cannot imagine anyone sincerely believing that copyrighting an art style would benefit society in any meaningful way. I mean frankly copyright as a system does not benefit society, but something this nebulous is so obviously not something you should be able to *own*.

[memewhore]

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[ferrettoy]

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

[m0thmancore]

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

[ferrettoy]

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[jotaillustrator]

[zeldaoralya]

Something about mlm wlw solidarity

[travalicious]

why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

[travalicious]

HE SHOWED UP WITH A DUEL DISK TODAY?????

[schakira]

AND ALL FIVE EXODIA PIECES

[gay-jesus-probably]

I need everyone to know that I looked it up, and Noah Lyles is doing this as part of an ongoing bet he has with shotput competitor Chase Jackson. She's wearing Naruto accessories every day, and if Lyles whips out Yugioh cards at every race, then for the shotput finals Jackson will re-enact the scene of Rock Lee dropping his weights.

This is now the only part of the Olympics that I care about.

edit: this is not the olympics. I'm an idiot. it's the USA qualifiers for the olympics, but our boy Lyles has won every race so he's definitely going to be taking Exodia to the Olympics, and i for one cannot wait

[legok9]