CRUNCY OUTSIDE, DEAD INSIDE

Anna D., Meep | she/her | 30 years of service as a tired wine aunt and trash men enthusiast. Occasionaly I draw, mostly a reblog dump

[mepheesto]

 hey everyone!

I’m finally able to open comms, as it took me only 3247325 months to figure out how ko-fi works ✨ 

more info under the cut:

for the sketches:

- 15€ busts 

- 20€ half body

- 3 slots available a month (roughly)

for painted pieces:

- 30€ busts

- 35€ half body

(for extra flavor, if you want: give me a starting color to build a palette from and a keyword for the vibe you’re going for!)

- 2 slots available a month (roughly)

applying to all commissions:

-  price might increase depending on complexity (poses, dynamic, backround)

- payment after a first layout (rough sketch - includes placements and composition. This goes for both options.)

- yes light nudity, no explicit sexual scenes

- additional characters will raise the price by 50%

- I take the right of declining commissions, goes without saying

Thank you all for your time and coming this far in reading this, it already means the world :’))

To contact me, you can either DM me here for my Discord, on Ko-fi or email me at [email protected]

Aaaand that’s it, yeah. this is me doing commissions. Hi.

NDA as of August 4th 2022, all slots are currently pending cause I'm reworking my prices and working on some major jobs. Still feel free to hmu if you want for info or discussing small sketch commissions, my dms are open 😌

[night-triumphantt]

so,,,, Pheo said Marcelle's painting was Ivan the terrible and his son Ivan,,, and could not stop til i drew it,,, close ups under the cut if you want some more pain ig (@exilethegame)

[studentlifeproblems]

[teathattast]

[twelfth-order-simulacra]

[teathattast]

All I got boss

[storge]

Hiroyuki Sanada Bullet Train (2022) dir. David Leitch

[piratemadi]

i love you ambiguous endings i love you pyrrhic victories i love you tragedy masquerading as a happy ending i love you characters who are living and dead at the same time i love you cognitive dissonance i love you existential death

[enraged-chihuahua]

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[medianox-astrum]

[allcorrupt18]

[secondbeatsongs]

the thing about cowboys. is that I have feelings for them

[vengeful-supermarket]

This is the only day you can RT this

[deactivation-fee]

[cringepdf-deactivated20240504]

the personification of death being portrayed as deeply kind in fiction is something that reduces me to tears every single time

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[fallout-fallen-knight]

[pedrospascaled]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEL MILLER \ September 26th 1981

[mepheesto]

The italian urge to listen to Alessandro Barbero restoring my faith in humanity with whimsical historical facts as a form of self-care to purge the annoyance and grief this election brought

[bashircore]

This tweet has changed my life btw

[bashircore]

Here’s a guide of what I’ve determined the meanings to be

walking around - self explanatory

fellowship - hanging out with friends

deliciousness - having something tasty

transcendence - feeling that you have reached a different level of some sort; alternatively, when you do one of the other delights to the extreme and feel really good about it. (you know transcendence when it happens)

goofing - having a good laugh at smth

amelioration - working towards the betterment of something, for example, working on a skill you hope to improve

coitus - fuckin’

enthralment - becoming incredibly engaged in something, hyper focusing on something

wildcard - anything that you feel was a delight in your day that does not fit one of the above delights

[mothicalspoken]

Describe your handwriting without using the words “messy” or neat”