[allcorrupt18]

"The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep."

my name is bruce or saphira— / 20 y/o agender lesbian(?)

if u kno me from my writing blog & servers hi… ily…

[auspex]

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

[segamascott]

me

[irondive]

[wosp-reactivated]

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

[tall]

[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

[t-800]

do not have discord sex i was stroking my shit and discord face id'ed my cock as the 5300 year old mummy otzi i can't log in anymore

[lesbianjaxsondart]

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

[junglejim4322]

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

[tekunoraizu]

[omtai]

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

[kosmogrl]

trauma dumpling

[kosmogrl]

🥟

[marky-stein]

PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT ME YOUR SCARY BLUE EYES

[escuerzoresucitado]

[were--ralph]

This on bootyshorts would go crazy

[crazysodomite]

It's always "how would this fat character be strong and athletic"

And not "how would this dehydrated skinny character even survive with the amount of physical exertion they go through"

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with