COOL FACTS ABOUT MEPHON

please for the love of god help me

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MePhone4 only knows 4 colors: blue, red, burgundy, and chartreuse.

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MePhone4 has gotten lost in the Falkland Islands and integrated into a colony of gentoo penguins.

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okay why'd you have to bring up mecobs bro i thought you were funny

It's based.

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MePhone4 broke a leg and has to be put down like a horse.

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MePhone4 hasn't been seen in season 4 yet because he's always offscreen passionately making out with Steve Cobs (who is alive because of reasons).

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MePhone4 has a really big...

...pile of empty Pringles cans.

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MePhone4 doesn't know how to write in cursive.

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MePhone4 is scared.

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Mephone is deeply inlove with Trophy. ❤️

No.

[molabuddy]

did we ever think about giving mephone 4 some weed

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MePhone4 smokes weed every day.

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he had to be put down today💔💔

Sad!

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mephone

is

.

phone?

Possibly.

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mephone is bi and genderfluid but doesn't know it yet

That's why all his ocs are lgbt

he's projecting into them

(he just like me fr)

MePhone4 is cisgender and heterosexual.

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MePhone4 believes in gnomes.

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MePhone4 is on that good kush and applesauce.

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MePhone4 is doing that thing where you suck on a straw in a cup that's almost empty and it makes that noise like "ssshhhhghrhhrghrdbllbele" and he's doing it really loud and pissing off everyone else in the Arby's.

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MePhone4 fell into a meat grinder and got grinded into meat. Sad!