COOL FACTS ABOUT MEPHON

please for the love of god help me

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MePhone4 is a registered offender. Not a sex offender, just like, in general.

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MePhone4 has been assassinated 43 times, which is the world record for most assassinations ever.

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MePhone4 got hit in the damn head with a bowler ball.

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MePhone4 is the #1 cause of racism in the world.

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MePhone4 did 9/11.

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MePhone4 went to sell his blood plasma so he could have money to buy a tasty treat but it didn't work because he doesn't have any blood so they just told him to leave and he cried.

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MePhone4 got put in time out because he kept pressing the Staples® Easy Button™ over and over.

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MePhone4 slipped on a banana peel and fell through a manhole. He has been lost in the sewers for the past 5 weeks. Experts say he may have been eaten by an alligator.

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MePhone4's favorite song is DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love by Usher (ft. Pitbull). He doesn't know any other songs.

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MePhone4 has been rushed to the emergency room after consuming an entire bottle of Flintstones™ Sugar Free Multivitamin Gummies.

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cobs forces mephone4 to crossdress and hits him when he doesnt comply. and yes theyre in a homosexual relationship still

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Mephone4 is deeply in love with ME

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MePhone4 only knows 4 colors: blue, red, burgundy, and chartreuse.

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MePhone4 has gotten lost in the Falkland Islands and integrated into a colony of gentoo penguins.

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okay why'd you have to bring up mecobs bro i thought you were funny

It's based.

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MePhone4 broke a leg and has to be put down like a horse.

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MePhone4 hasn't been seen in season 4 yet because he's always offscreen passionately making out with Steve Cobs (who is alive because of reasons).