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[ftmbillyjoel]

i owe a great debt to christie brinkley for dressing him up so cutely and parading him around on her arm

[mrsandman42069]

the place where I play my piano sucks, and everybody there sucks too

but they give me money, which I think it's funny, so fuck them and also fuck you

bartender's a loser the waitress a loser, they're all way less great than they think

there's a dude over there chatting up a twink, and this one here's fucking his drink

[ftmbillyjoel]

i like that "sometimes a fantasy", billy joel's song abt phone sex also includes lines about him 1. being given permission to call sex lines and being uninterested and 2. Being like "hey you can call me up ANYTIME ill pop a boner on demand for you." genuinely very endearing

[decafncedar]

when billy joel said "tell her about it, every day before you leave" and when billy joel said "they got him sitting with his back to the door, now he won't be my fast gun anymore" and when billy joel said "i assumed that the show would have a song. so i was wrong" and when billy joel said "she hides like a child but she's always a woman to me" and whe

[thebreakfastgenie]

Billy Joel has the soul of an emo frontman but he was born too early so he had to do rock and roll instead.

[in-fire-and-of-frame]

having erotic thoughts about billy joel’s voice on 1980 hit album ‘glass houses’