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Melmo | Virgo | Scottish-American | practicer of the arts most dark and devious | former convict (tax evasion) 

[merasmanon]

merrerrrerrerrerr

[wizardjpeg]

i spend 3 trillion dollars monthly on picture frames. dont like it? face my wrath

[wizardjpeg]

every time i finish a page in my favorite books tomes and novels and chapter books. i tear it out and frame it. because i apreciate literature

and i appreciate it more than you

[yungsquidward]

but wizard. there are more words on the other side of the page

[wizardjpeg]

are you serious

OK shut up wait i am going to check

[wizardjpeg]

oh no

[wizardjpeg]

ARE YOU KIDDINGHHOOUUUUUUGHHHOHHHHHHOIUG

[wo2bzy1vl4-deactivated20220710]

tf2 lore: sniper is actually from new zealand and not australia and the reason why is because australia is its own version of wakanda that has prospered due to a mineral called australium that gives people rippling muscles and mustaches and because neither of sniper’s parents have mustaches this means he’s from the lost underwater civilization of new zealand where people don’t have mustaches

[wo2bzy1vl4-deactivated20220710]

tf2 lore: the red team is attacked every halloween by an evil wizard who hates soldier because he trashed his apartment when they were roommates and who has since replaced soldier as a roommate with tom jones who is later accidentally murdered by soldier because he mistook him for a home intruder

[wo2bzy1vl4-deactivated20220710]

overwatch lore: the international task force known as overwatch was founded to defend people in the omnic crisis which was the rebellion of robots who didn’t want to toil in servitude to humans anymore which is a pointed “”“allegory””” for racism except there are multiple game modes where you’re supposed to kill hundreds of them for fun

tf2 lore: the evil wizard owes the yakuza $12,000 dollars

[lesbianshepard]

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. 

[normal-horoscopes]

AH YES THE FEARED GUN WIZARD CURSE OF BEING SHOT IN THE FACE

[peteneems]

[vicholas]

You’ve heard of Fortnite Chapter 2

You’ve heard of Homestuck 2

You’ve heard of Overwatch 2

Now get ready for the sequel people ACTUALLY want

[powerburial]

all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie

[merasmanon]

It's time for me to indulge in some edible marijuana and watch the Dark Crystal, and then I will meet God

[kirboob]

i love how whenever blizzard does a big fuckup the rise in TF2 memes rises significantly

[kirboob]

blizzard: *silences player and gets boycotted*

tf2 fanbase, without hesitation:

[meemrasmus-stash]

ah yes the greatest wizard

[merasmanon]

I finally figured out who you are. You're c o m e d y i n c a r n a t e. THATS why you can be so heckin funny!!!!!

What? You would do best to reveal yourself so I can errrrr CONGRATULATE you and THANK you for the compliment, yes! I work very hard on my comedy routines?

[merasmanon]

For the record yes, I am aware of the very small amount of love Merasmus receives on this website and also the Archive of our Own, but I’m so grateful I MEAN very happy to see that Merasmus has OTHER fans

[the-j0urnalist-deactivated20191]

Soldier! I’ve come for you soul!

[merasmanon]

Whoever you are, you must be mistaken! I'm not Soldier, and this is a post about Merasmus, not Soldier.

[merasmanon]

Well, we can both agree that this Merasmus guy that you are not at all is very handsome

Of course! He's my favorite character in Team Fortress II

[fogdile]

Merasmus doodle cause I’m a week late for Halloween.

[merasmanon]

For the record yes, I am aware of the very small amount of love Merasmus receives on this website and also the Archive of our Own, but I'm so grateful I MEAN very happy to see that Merasmus has OTHER fans

[merasmanon]

I hope everybody is enjoying the season of Halloween!

[stain-is-the-name-deactivated20]

No. I am not Merasmus. Remove your slanderous libel.

Oh I’m sorry, great and powerful Merasmanon, I thought you were this wizard because you have a very nice skull hat.

[merasmanon]

Thank you for the compliment, mortal! This hat was... passed down to me by my great great great grandmother.