The Mercenary Avant

The Elder Scrolls OC RP character.  Canon and OC friendly, many years experience, adult content allowed with 18+.  Tracking: Mercenaryavant. Fallout Sideblog: Wastelandbiologist

[highway-thru-hell]

USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

[accidentallypatriotic-deactivat]

This is so beautiful, I’d never seen the full thing

[motherish]

Out of all the replies to this post I hate this one the most because that is EXACTLY what I did. Literally the first god damn thing.

[fagrance]

I hate this so much. Piccolo doesn’t have a dick. Namekians don’t have dicks. They probably don’t have *any* genitalia. A Piccolo figure would be the only figure that would make sense to not have any genitalia unlike all other dolls/figures but they gave him boxers anyway. And no way anyone in DBZ wears underwear while fighting, that stuff chaffes. You ever see panty lines under Vegeta’s spandex? No. No you don’t.

[motherish]

Well i got news for you vegeta wears tighty whities 

[doujinshi]

im going back to bed

[the-real-eye-to-see]

There is nothing this man can’t do!

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[ratgutzzzz]

vine is dying so i had to save my favourites

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[memes-musings-rp-blog]

Send ‘Kiss’ + a number to kiss my muse...

…in the rain.

…in the house they just bought.

…on the nose.

…against a wall.

…before going to sleep.

…to wake them up.

…french.

…in their neck.

…on their forehead.

…on the cheek.

…out of happiness.

…to thank them.

…drunk.

…to suprise/confuse them.

…because you missed them.

…to comfort them.

…to stop them from rambling.

…angry.

…crying.

…as a dare.

…for the first time.

…to tell them you like them.

[zeepandaroo]

This is literally my favorite thing YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

[caffeinated-transpression]

oK But thisss

European raven

Turkish raven

North African raven

Himalayan raven

Western (American) raven

AUSTRALIAN RAVEN

look at it look at that weird birb it doesn’t know how to raven

[vintar]

other ravens: caw caw

australian ravens: aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

did you want a mod that adds more dragons to skyrim se, because you can have this. you can have even more dragons.

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

i have looked into the void and it has welcomed me in as an old friend

[iguanamouth]

[sudokuyomi]

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

this is the song that plays when you have to fight the village people

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE

[bitch-po-zhisni]

[onlydoll]

this is a picture of my soul

[firelordsarah]

[petr1kov]

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

[fannybawws-blog]

Good luck with that crippling college debt, kiddo. Shaka brah!