A Zoo of Mercenaries

"So how are you? That is, how goes it on land? It’s been a while for me." Maybe the Spy would assume he’d been washed up or let out of the tank a few times. Of which both were true. Broken tanks weren’t fun, and nor was a sudden wave when dead Heavies started falling in the water and causing waves.

The Spy’s mouth hung open as he strained for a response.

"It’s rather hard to believe you were walking once," Vincent stated frankly. His smoky eyes rolled sarcastically to meet the creature’s black gaze. "Who through you in a tank? Some over-enthusiastic scientist?"

#redspyvrp #vincent speaks

"Nobody, actually. It was really something of my own vices. You know how some people say they have animal spirits? It's like that. Almost."

"Well isn't that peachy-keen." [[ muse is vincent. funny that ur spy is ALSO VINCENT. ]]

(Holy crap, that’s awesome XD)

Vincent raised and eyebrow and scanned his sudden visitor, clearly engaged in this now running conversation, however, his eyes showed no nagging interest. His hands hovered over his current task, now paused.

"What..?"

Vincent nodded and hummed a reply before turning his head away, returning to his task. It was mind boggling, though he was careful to to let his confusion show. An animal of some sort-surely a creation of science-was striking a conversation with him.

"Thanks." the Spy replied in a hushed tone. It was difficult to speak, for what was there to say to a shark? He hadn’t exactly had the pleasure of meeting one that could speak.

#redspyvrp #vincent speaks #its ok!#he can change from human to shark but its via respawn so he has to die to switch :Y #except during battle because its obnoxious to flop around for half a fight

"So how are you? That is, how goes it on land? It's been a while for me." Maybe the Spy would assume he'd been washed up or let out of the tank a few times. Of which both were true. Broken tanks weren't fun, and nor was a sudden wave when dead Heavies started falling in the water and causing waves.

"Well isn't that peachy-keen." [[ muse is vincent. funny that ur spy is ALSO VINCENT. ]]

(Holy crap, that’s awesome XD)

Vincent raised and eyebrow and scanned his sudden visitor, clearly engaged in this now running conversation, however, his eyes showed no nagging interest. His hands hovered over his current task, now paused.

"What..?"

#vincent speaks #redspyvrp #ayyy

Sitting near a fishtank was usually supposed to be releaxing. Keyword, usually. It typically did not have the choice of talking to a shark, but here we were. "Vincent. That's a nice name."

He nodded. “Yeh. They get fed too much fish, and sometimes even the wrong fish.” He agreed.

He chuckled, “Ya gotta feel a lil’ bad fer them. If ya don’t… then ya would have a horrible heart.”

#outbackattack #vincent speaks

"It must be horrible to live like that. I couldn't imagine. I have hidden inside a waterless ammo crate once or twice, but that was because of reasons. There's no reason for those poor whales to live like that."

iproposeawager

Finds a puddle. Lays in said puddle.

#this'll be fun #squaluscarcharias #vincent speaks

Stares.

"…" He stared at the shark-spy.

"… Well at least yer at least a little comfortable in there? That’s somethin’ ain’t it?”

#outbackattack #vincent speaks #owo

"Yes. At least it's not like Seaworld. You know how they treat the orcas there? Awful. Even though they're my natural predator, I can't help but feel bad for them."

"Oi ain’t that inconsiderate." He scoffed, trying to ignore the fact that, indeed, he was speaking to a shark.

#outbackattack #vincent speaks #fun fact: vincent is also a spy #he can be a human sometimes through spycrab science #its not often he feels like popping out onto land though

"Even then, I can't say it's uncomfortable in here. Sure, a bit small but not badly cramped. At least there is space for me to put my things."

"… Am Oi really talkin’ to a shark…" He took out a beer bottle, stared at it and poured out it’s contents to the side.

#dashwatching #anna speaks #shes lookin at these anons bein dicks and shes just #'nah'

"Yes. At least you didn't decide to pour that into my holding tank."

#outbackattack

"STOP THAT. I'LL EAT YOUR HEADS."

mercenaryzoo started following you!

"… Wot." Was all he said when he saw the animal versions of the mercenaries he knew.

#outbackattack #vincent speaks #holla

"What what?"

"Hey! Get up!"

is she not precious

#ooc #hayhays art #yeeeee #dinosaur #dinosaurs #anna cryolo

i just drew missus cryolo and she looks much too cute

#ooc

virulent-virago-deactivated2020

"G-good morning, ma'am. D-did you want to see me?" [ muse is anna. this will be very silly i bet :Y ]

Helen made a wearied mental note to ask Pauling to remind her why she had ever thought hiring animals was a good idea.

"I have been monitoring your performance," she said, not bothering to use the dinosaur’s name. Truthfully, she had forgotten it and didn’t care enough to look at the files to remind herself. "I think you need a reminder that you are a mercenary, hired to fight. You are not in some petting zoo to make friends. You are here to kill the opposing team."

#virulentvirago #anna speaks #bleh i should make her icons that dont constantly change her appearance :>

"Yes ma'am. I will refrain from most communications with the other team! Unless they're insults." Her small arms, even with medical gloves on, fuddled around with her team-appropriate scarf. Without it she felt awkward. "I still am allowed to eat them, right?"

un-espion-rouge-blog

"Whose idea was it to steal the pirate ship, anyway?" [[ muse is Vincent, also idk if those were starter memes ]]

"…. What."

“Who took it?" Ah yes. A shark. Asking who took a ship. Great.

un-espion-rouge-blog

"… You are a shark…."

"Yes, I am. And I want my ship back. It has my money in it." Oh, so it was a piggy bank.

#unespionrouge

un-espion-rouge-blog

"Whose idea was it to steal the pirate ship, anyway?" [[ muse is Vincent, also idk if those were starter memes ]]

"…. What."

#unespionrouge #vincent speaks

"Who took it?" Ah yes. A shark. Asking who took a ship. Great.

"You think a shark couldn't get any more dangerous? Give them a knife."

#vincent speaks #HES MY ONLY BLU CRITTER AHAHAH

little-boston-mama-deactivated2

"Howdy, ma’am." The kindly old buffalo doffed her hardhat.

Starting a little as she was addressed by an animal, then relaxing - she was still slowly getting used to talking animals and the like - she smiled. “Well hi there.”

little-boston-mama-deactivated2

"How d’you do? Y’can call me Cassidy." She would have offered a hoof if she had better balance.

"Cassidy. That’s a nice name," she complimented. "I’m Dusty. I’m…guessin’ yer one of the mercenaries?"