Wizards Only, Fools

Memeing and Scheming

[dinosarden]

WHY WEREN’T YOU AT MILF PRACTICE

[hollowboobtheory]

what if vampires aren't affected by the sun they all just heard the stories and decided not to push their luck

[hampstersonspeed]

what if you CAN eat asbestos and construction companies have been hoarding their, delicious delicious asbestos for years

[hollowboobtheory]

YOU. you get it

[onoff-archive-deactivated202102]

tumblr just gave me a notif on a post that wasnt mine??????

[onoff-archive-deactivated202102]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[elodieunderglass]

I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.

I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it.

[wonderstruck]

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[buttwhyyoumad]

[pokemon-personalities]

I really trust James from team rocket. he would treat me right

[pixellatrix-deactivated20171129]

Hed steal your pikachu

[204-moved-deactivated20201117]

Id let him

[commanderfloof]

its 3am. i feel very sick from eating four kit kats in one day. and weird al is on back at the barnyard.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[comradesaucegay]

get a man who can do both

[shitpostgenerator]

please do not disrespect the moon

[thefeelofavideogame]

[deactivated2013804deactivated-d]

boy: *takes more than 3 minutes to text back*

me: *opens quote post* “A man has always wanted to lay me down, but he never wanted to pick me up.” -Eartha Kitt

[thestrawberrynight]

today's mood: celebrating Christmas in the Hogwarts with your friends, singing carols, wandering alone at school at midnight, playing hide-and-seek with Peeves, eating lots of turkey and cakes, spending time near the fireplace

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

key and peele frothing at the mouth theyll never write a obama sketch more ridiculous than himself saying this

[delusion-of-negation]

the posts really undersold this jfc you should've warned me, I was drinking coke when it hit

[blood-drunk-discourse]

can someone transcribe pls

[elleofzephyr-deactivated2022010]

“it’s embarrassing to recognize the degree to which my intellectual curiosity those first two years of college paralleled the interests of various women I was attempting to get to know: Marx and Marcuse so I had something to say to the long-legged socialist who lived in my dorm; Fanon and Gwendolyn Brooks for the smooth-skinned sociology major who never gave me a second look; Foucault and Woolf for the ethereal bisexual who wore mostly black. As a strategy for picking up girls, my pseudo-intellectualism proved mostly worthless; I found myself in a series of affectionate but chaste friendships,” -Obama