Streamline Your Body and Return to the Sea

I like making things and I live in the great pacific garbage patch. Art is tagged as “my art”.

[dinosarden]

It’s been a very long time since I’ve posted art here but I want to start again. This creature is named Cassandra. I imagined her as some kind of amphibious cave dweller but her colors went very well with the spring trees so I decided to do a little photo shoot outside with her.

My favorite black velvety pants started falling apart which was dissaponting but on the bright side I get to re-purpose their fabric for my creatures, so I can thank my old pants for giving me some nice rich black to make Cassandra’s teeth and eyes.

[mandi-bul]

end of the world

[noah-wyles]

i'm crashing out lmfao

[tylostoma]

they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever

[durbikins]

[konigstigerr]

“it may look like i made a whole series of games about man ass, but i am not gay.”

[carnival-phantasm]

Thank god I remembered to share this before june ends

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[qadmonster]

Some predatory mosquito larvae are capable of shooting out their gross little heads like harpoons to grab prey.

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[bogleech]

Holy shit how did I not know?! I'm so mad this wasn't enriching my life all along. I just knew all the jaw-shooting insects :(

Mosquitoes have the cutest larva and this is even cuter. People know that the ones with carnivorous larva don't bite as adults, right?? Because they got their protein already!

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hamptercatapult]

[mcdonaldmacs]

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

Average irl transmasc meetup

[glados-is-a-lesbian]

god can you imagine glados equipped with tiktok therapyspeak. she’d be unbearable

[glados-is-a-lesbian]

are you in the headspace to receive negative information about your weight

[glados-is-a-lesbian]

my love language is testing and by not testing you’re really disrespecting my boundaries

[glados-is-a-lesbian]

holding space in my life for deadly neurotoxin

[thelordofblades]

[nerdpiggy]

i completely understand & agree with the backlash against students using chatgpt to get degrees but some of you are out here saying "getting a degree in xyz means pulling multiple consecutive all-nighters and writing essays through debilitating migraines and having severe back pain from constantly studying at your desk and chugging energy drinks until you get a kidney stone and waking up wishing you were dead every day, and that's just part of the natural process of learning!!!" and like. umm. i don't think that any of us should have had to endure that either. like maybe the solution for stopping students from using anti-learning software depends on college institutions making the process of learning actually sustainable on the human body & mind rather than a grueling health-destroying soul-crushing endeavor

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

this is so fuckin funny

[aokozaki]

"B-but we're both girls!" [cutely beats you with a hammer]

[immoren]

[loth-caatgirl]

you heard it here, folks

[great-and-small]

There are a lot of stunning examples of breeding plumage in the world of birds but even among all the flashy colors and fancy patterns I think my favorite has to be the male blue-gray gnatcatcher’s unibrow. When breeding season comes and they need to set themselves apart they literally grow a unibrow.

I must stress the unibrow has no purpose but to help him get laid. If you’re a male BGGC and you want to get laid, you aren’t gonna stand a chance unless you grow yourself a black unibrow and prance around with a fanned tail like this

To a female blue-gray gnatcatcher, there is nothing sexier!

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

[dinosarden]

It’s been a very long time since I’ve been regularly active on tumblr can someone explain what badges are