Enter the Church

Ya sure 'bout that?

You didn't want to pry, but now you're really curious as to what has got this gal so shifty. Nothin personal, probably meant she just didn't want to tell you you were creepy as all get-out. But at the same time, it probably really was some internal problem. Whatever, it was.

Well if I can help ya out, just shout it. Hate to see ya lookin' scared an' uncomfortable.

enlightenedlalonde

Oh I know it would.

Regardless I’m not sure giving you my coordinates would be in the wisest of decisions.

Might not. Might never know. 'M not dangerous or nothin' promise.

Probably too lazy to try n kill ya anyhow.

#enlightenedlalonde

Imagining anyone with a high-pitched voice is kinda funny, but oh well, before you continue thinking about it, you look down at him.

You don’t know if you should sit down, because maybe it’s going to make you a bit more akward with the issue, althought you can always try to find a comfy position.

W3ll, m4yb3 1 c4n s1t 4 b1t b3for3 1 g3t to cont1nu3 work1ng.

You then sit down, crossing your legs at first, but you feel weird, so you hug your knees close to you…what makes you to feel weird as well, so you just cross your legs again, resting the hand you are holding the cane with on the ground before looking at him, smiling kinda akwardly once you find a position to stay with.

That's more like it--

Oh, she's gone and moved a bit. You tilt your head to the side as she begins fidgeting and changing position like mad.

Oi...

And she goes and changes again? Okay either she's extremely indecisive, or really uncomfortable with the ground?

Ya know I can get ya a chair or--

Nope, she seems to have settled on a way to sit. All the better for you, you really didn't feeel like getting up. You return her smile, propping your elbows against your knees and leaning a bit toward her.

You feelin' alright there? Mean, I knew you were uncomfortable, but shit you look scared to move at all.

You laugh slightly for a bit more, before looking at him again, just smiling now.

W3ll, y3s, you c4n s4y th4t h3’s pr3tty b4d4ss, 1 gu3ss…

Th3 r34l 3xp3r13nc3 could b3 to m33t h1m 1n p3rson, r1ght?

M4yb3 on3 d4y you’ll m33t h1m.

You have to admit that imagining him with the high-pitched voice still sounds funny, though.

Fuck yeah. Takes the edge offa the idea too, ya know? Makes him a shitton less scary to think about.

You glance up, returning her smile before gesturing with your arm

Have a seat there, lil lady. Ain't nothin wrong with relaxin' a bit. Must have one helluva workload got you all uptight like that.

Less you got somewhere to be.

Honestly you hate sitting while other people stand. Just feels wrong...

enlightenedlalonde

merciful-messiah replied to your post “I’m tired.”

Would shriekin’ in your general direction do a damn thing?

That would probably wake me up very quickly.

canadaintheraw-deactivated20140

Well I was kiddin' but if it'll help ya...

#enlightenedlalonde

Send me a misconception you think people have about my character and I'll explain if it's true or not

You rub the back of your neck, what can you tell this boy about him? Well, yes, you could tell him about what you could see about him and that stuff, at least, it’s the best that you can do.

W3ll, h3 w4s pr3tty b1g, t4ll 4nd muscul4r…4nd h3 h4d 4 lot of h41r, 4ll m3ssy.

For a second you imagine him with a high-pitched voice and you can’t help yourself but to chuckle a bit.

H1s vo1c3 w4sn’t h1gh-p1tch3d, 1t w4s k1nd4 d33p 4nd…w3ll, you don’t w4nt to s33 h1m 4ngry.

H3’s 4lso pr3tty strong.

4nd w3ll, 1 th1nk th4t h3 l1k3s to 34t or smok3 sopor1f1c stuff…y3s, th4t’s 1t.

Hmmm

You nod, letting the image build in your mind. Well it wasn't as funny as you'd been hoping, but hey. You guess the name The Grand Highblood leaves little in the way of comedy to start with.

Still, you found it pretty damn hilarious she started laughing somewhere along the way. Probably picturing him getting lost in the ferocious mane she described.

Well that aint no kinda fun. Oh well. Sounds like a badass guy. Still gonna picture him with a high-ass voice. Can't get past that one.

You watch his reactions, getting a bit surprised when he suddenly sits on the ground, althought you still stand there, letting your cane to rest on the ground, looking down at him now.

Well, it’s true that maybe if you talk a bit you’ll get over your issue better, at least until it passes.

W3ll, to b3 hon3st 1 w4s just 4noth3r N3ophyt3 work1ng for h1m.

1 d1dn’t know h1m th4t much or p3rson4lly.

You stop to think about it a bit.

W3 c4n s4y th4t 1 just s4w or t4lk3d w1th h1m to t4lk 4bout work.

You sit politely, and suprisingly quietly as she starts to talk. But damn that was the most disappointing story you'd ever heard. If it weren't for your markings, it would be undoubtably obvious you were somewhat frowning. Only somewhat.

Ah, well.

Was he scary? C'mon, ya gotta gimme somethin to work with.

Did he have a high-pitched voice?

Honestly if she told you he had a high-pitched voice you'd die of laughter. Just right there on the ground run out of air.

You continue staring at him, taking another deep breath, but trying to not be too noisy. When he grins, you raise an eyebrow, but without looking away.

It seems that he doesn’t really like the word…well, it’s quite long and sometimes difficult to pronounce.

You end up smiling a bit, though.

W3ll, h3 us3d to b3 my sup3r1or.

B3for3 1 st4rt3d work1ng out of court, th4t’s 1t.

Your grin lessens, mostly out of fuel, but your mirthful demeanor hardly deteriorates. In fact it seems to improve when she mentions her relationship to your ancestor.

Out of nowhere, you drop, sitting right down where you're standing and staring up at her.

That so? Well, you should tell me all about him, yeah? Might help you through this...thing.

Gamzee, your perception is showing again.

Welcome to the Church, the name's Makara.

Well, it’s kinda akward to talk to new people in this status, and you didn’t really expect visit, but you’ll greet him anyways.

H3llo th3r3, young on3.

1 4m N3ophyt3 R3dgl4r3, 4 l3g1sl4c3r4tor.

It’s funny how he reminds you of the Grand Highblood, he’s probably his descendant?…You look down at him, trying to smile slightly, swallowing slowly.

You look up at him. Well, he’s pretty tall compared to you, and after he leans to look at you, you follow his face to look at him too, in silence, like if you were thinking.

You s41d M4k4r4, r1ght?

Do you know 4bout th3 Gr4nd H1ghblood?

You ask him while grabbing your cane a bit more tightly, still looking at him, though.

Corr3ct m3 1f 1’m wrong…but 4r3 you h1s d3sc3nd4nt?

You are asking because of curiosity, still standing there a bit akwardly, but starting to calm down at least a bit.

You pause, staring at her after the abrupt question. Not that the inquiry bothered you. Very little did. It was more out of surprise. Shit, not many people got it on the first try.

After a moment, your face cracks into a huge grin.

Ya nailed it girly. You're not half-bad a legislace--...legislacerator.

Dammit you hate that word.

D'ya know the guy? Hope he didn't piss you off.

Welcome to the Church, the name's Makara.

Well, it’s kinda akward to talk to new people in this status, and you didn’t really expect visit, but you’ll greet him anyways.

H3llo th3r3, young on3.

1 4m N3ophyt3 R3dgl4r3, 4 l3g1sl4c3r4tor.

It’s funny how he reminds you of the Grand Highblood, he’s probably his descendant?…You look down at him, trying to smile slightly, swallowing slowly.

Well, damn, it seems that you don’t look alright even if you try to hide it.

You clear your throat and look away for a moment to then look at him, sighing slightly.

Don’t worry 4bout 1t, 1 c4n h4ndl3 1t.

1t’s not r34lly 4 b1g d34l.

You say while trying to smile a bit again, still kinda akwardly, though.

Okay so maybe you'd been a little too abrupt. Well she wasn't running so you obviously didn't do anything too bad. And hey, you were right! 10 fuckin' points to Makara!

Well if you say so, darlin'. Wouldn't wanna have you passin' out though.

Really wrecks a conversation when you hit the fuckin' ground, ya know?

Need anythin'? Just let me know, got it?

You lean over, half to get a better look at the girl, half to make yourself look less...giant. Shit, you always scare people like that, so why run the risk.

Welcome to the Church, the name's Makara.

Well, it’s kinda akward to talk to new people in this status, and you didn’t really expect visit, but you’ll greet him anyways.

H3llo th3r3, young on3.

1 4m N3ophyt3 R3dgl4r3, 4 l3g1sl4c3r4tor.

It’s funny how he reminds you of the Grand Highblood, he’s probably his descendant?…You look down at him, trying to smile slightly, swallowing slowly.