Joey Mercury

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[mercurystillrising]

What can I say. Never been good at keeping my damn mouth shut.

[mercurystillrising]

Good guy Gallows strikes again.

[the-americandragon]

There’s other ways to get calcium besides regular milk. There’s soy, rice, and almond milks all fortefied with it. And dark, leafy green veggies have it too.

[mercurystillrising]

How the fuck do you milk rice?! Or an almond?

[the-americandragon]

With almonds you soak them in water, drain and rinse them, put them in a blender with more water, blend it, strain it, and that’s it. Unless you wanna add something to sweeten it up a bit.

I think rice milk has a pretty similar process, but I haven’t made it at home yet to know for sure.

[mercurystillrising]

Dude. That sounds disgusting.

[byebyebray]

Vegan butter….

The fuck is wrong with these fuckin’ hippies man.

[mercurystillrising]

I’d say weed but I know that ain’t it.

[byebyebray]

I think it’s just some kind of fuckin’ insanity. 

[mercurystillrising]

I mean, he just told me to go milk an almond so yeah.

[the-americandragon]

There’s other ways to get calcium besides regular milk. There’s soy, rice, and almond milks all fortefied with it. And dark, leafy green veggies have it too.

[mercurystillrising]

How the fuck do you milk rice?! Or an almond?

[byebyebray]

Vegan butter….

The fuck is wrong with these fuckin’ hippies man.

[mercurystillrising]

I'd say weed but I know that ain't it.

[the-americandragon]

….Cymbals are what attached to drums. Not imbecile. 

Fruits, vegetables, beans, nuts, seeds….most bread is fine too.

[mercurystillrising]

So you’re just making up words then.

Okay, but what about butter?

[the-americandragon]

Imbecile is another word for stupid.

Butter’s got milk in it, which makes it an animal product, so no. Unless you use vegan butter of course.

[mercurystillrising]

Sure it is.

The fuck's wrong with milk? You want weak bones? Because that's how you get weak bones. You know what that's called? Science. Boom.

[the-americandragon]

….Cymbals are what attached to drums. Not imbecile. 

Fruits, vegetables, beans, nuts, seeds….most bread is fine too.

[mercurystillrising]

So you're just making up words then.

Okay, but what about butter?

[the-americandragon]

@mercurystillrising

Of course YOU would enjoy the taste of heart disease and the inhumane killing of animals.

[mercurystillrising]

I mean, yeah. I like to eat. The fuck else am I supposed to eat, leaves? Twigs?

[the-americandragon]

There’s plenty of things you can eat that aren’t animals or leaves or twigs, you imbecile. 

[mercurystillrising]

Imbecile? Dude, come on. I'm not attached to a set of drums. What kind of insult is that, anyway?

I can't think of anything. Bread? Bread and butter? Getting jail flashbacks here.

[the-americandragon]

@mercurystillrising

Of course YOU would enjoy the taste of heart disease and the inhumane killing of animals.

[mercurystillrising]

I mean, yeah. I like to eat. The fuck else am I supposed to eat, leaves? Twigs?

[the-americandragon]

Chase Field should be ashamed of themselves. Made from factory farmed pigs, an intelligent and extremely social mammal, and cheese from cows, who’s baby’s were ripped away from them.  THEN add the heart disease delivered to the people who eat it.

[mercurystillrising]

Yeah, but I bet it tastes damn good.

[mercurystillrising]

Aw, man. Is it over? I think it’s over.

[the-alpha-goat]

Maybe for now. Give them a bit tho and I’m sure one of them will come up with something to yell at for the other one for.

[mercurystillrising]

Oh man, really? You’ve gotta tag me when they do. I don’t wanna miss that shit.

[mercurystillrising]

Aw, man. Is it over? I think it’s over.

[mercurystillrising]

Hey. Is this why people watch soap operas? Because I’m so into this right now.

[the-alpha-goat]

All we need now is some popcorn.

[mercurystillrising]

I had no idea gay drama was so fun. I’ve gotta watch this shit more often.

[mercurystillrising]

Hey. Is this why people watch soap operas? Because I’m so into this right now.

[theman-themom]

Who’s the first woman to top ESPN’s WWE Power Rankings? Oh right, it’s me. Because I’m The Man, and I’m only getting warmed up.

[mercurystillrising]

So I heard you’re the new me. With the whole broken face thing, being awesome and all.

Congrats, kid. It’s a high honor.

[theman-themom]

New you? Try first me. Ain’t got time to be trying to fill someone’s shoes when I can blaze a trail all my own.

[mercurystillrising]

I like the attitude. You’ve got this. Keep it up.

One to watch for sure

[theman-themom]

Who’s the first woman to top ESPN’s WWE Power Rankings? Oh right, it’s me. Because I’m The Man, and I’m only getting warmed up.

[mercurystillrising]

So I heard you’re the new me. With the whole broken face thing, being awesome and all.

Congrats, kid. It’s a high honor.