To Live Would Be An Awfully Big Adventure!

Furry. Cat Parent. Gemini. These are the words I use to describe me. They/Them

[everythingfox]

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[everythingfox]

“The Fox has started sleeping regularly next to where the (indoor) kitten sleeps. She purrs like mad whenever the fox is there”

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[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

If you make a deer girl and you make her cis you are wasting opportunities. Not only the ability to give a deer girl an enormous rack (of antlers) but also the opportunity to call her a transgendeer

[everythingfox]

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[larvitarr]

[seite]

and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years

[sindri42]

No no, you don’t get it. Jesse and James are the absolute best there is at their jobs, but they have no idea what their jobs are.

They think that they’re thieves, agents of an elite criminal group led by Giovanni, stealing rare pokemon and advanced technology and such. And there might have been a time this actually was their jobs. In the first season or two, they frequently get angry phone calls about how they’ve fucked everything up, or get their expense account cut off because they have literally never turned a profit on their criminal enterprises and constantly procure and then lose/destroy expensive and elaborate devices.

But then the world came within a hair’s breadth of being destroyed, several times, and Jesse, James, and their weird cat rescued everybody. As terrible as they’ve always been at criminal endeavors of any kind, when the apocalypse approaches and they’re forced to step up, they’re really fucking good at saving the day.

And Giovanni is over here like… if the planet is destroyed, or time/space becomes unrecognizable, or civilization collapses, there’s no way for me to run a profitable criminal enterprise anymore. I need this planet, because it’s where I keep all my stuff. And I don’t pretend to understand the why of it, but these couple of bumbling nutcases that I should have fired years ago seem to be an important component of that? Somehow? So you gotta stop thinking about them in terms of acquisitions and start considering them… loss prevention. As in, even if you waste a million dollars a month on giant cat-faced robots and a vast array of fancy ball gowns and they never turn a profit, they are preventing all of your assets from going away at the same time because of something you can’t do anything about.

And that’s the great secret behind Team Rocket. These guys aren’t thieves, they’re professional superheroes (sponsored by organized crime). Of course, nobody ever bothered to tell them that.

[edgar-allan-possum]

“To protect the world from devastation…”

[atopfourthwall]

Plus, as is frequently pointed out: Jesse and James are good at every other job EXCEPT Team Rocket. They’re actually smart businesspeople and run successful food and merchandise stands and are great salespeople. Hell, even in Team Rocket situations where they’re not chasing after Pikachu they’ve done better. It’s just their Achilles Heel is one damn OP rodent.

[computationalcalculator]

Pikachu Proximity Intelligence Chart

[silver-tongues-blog]

pretty sure giovanni keeps them on so he can commit insurance fraud by giving them tech insured for way more than what was paid for it so when it inevitably gets destroyed he gets a nice check.

[bumblebeerror]

I’m accepting all of these responses actually

[abundantchewtoys]

J&J (& Meowth) are field testers, catspaws and urban legend verifiers.

[everythingfox]

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[nocturnal-stims]

Everyday life of Pokemon

Animation by おしるこ | IG

[vampireopossum]

the best part about james team rocket is that you can put his face on any pride flag and there’s like a 97% chance it fits

[retrogamingblog2]

Fall Bulbasaur Stickers made by CremeChii

[bogleech]

What dork started the theory that bug type is strong against dark type because “bugs are nocturnal and see in the dark.” Japan associates insects with martial arts! Pokemon itself is inspired by beetle wrestling and by tokusatsu; Kamen Rider and Japan’s extreme love of spider man make “bugs” the top most cliche superhero motif in Japanese culture, to the point that a generic knockoff superhero is often likely to be bug themed; even One Piece did it!

But Dark pokemon are specifically themed around “villainous” martial arts, that’s really all there is to it! They’re Heel Fighters/Supervillains so they’re weak to fighting, bug, and fairy, three cliche “heroic” aesthetics. Psychic and Poison have various interactions with these types as well, and are also thought of as “amoral” ways to battle.

[bluekomadori]

[catchymemes]

[complete-clownery]

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

[complete-clownery]

my boy

[podcastwizard]

TITS BACK ON TUMBLR???

DON’T MIND IF I DO!!!

#POST TITS

[podcastwizard]

MY PUBLIC DEMANDS!!!

[suotar]

What about some handsome cocks?

[prismatic-bell]

And not a single pussy. For shame.

(A side note for pussy lovers who may be concerned about that last one: it is a rusty-spotted cat. Wild species, not domestic. It’s teeny but it is, indeed, where it belongs by being outdoors. No pussies were abused in the making of this post.)