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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@meresar
i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
you will ALWAYS catch me being pathetic on tumblr.com
Would someone please gently smooch me on the forehead and give me a hug and tell me everything is gonna be fine?
Since no one will see this except future employers and pornobots, I've finally realized what's wrong with me. In every aspect of my life, I'm juuuust good enough that when I fail at things, it's a disappointment. Like, I'm not good enough to ever actually succeed: I'm almost pretty, but not really, and almost smart, but not smart enough. But I'm close enough that it's my own fault that I'm failing. And even this: I'm privileged enough and entitled enough to think I deserve to succeed, but I don't have any actual problems so it's just that I'm whiny. I've spent my entire life being 4th best. Not enough to even medal, just enough that I know that if I were just a little better or worked a little harder maybe I'd make it.
I just want a job in something adjacent to my field that will pay me money.
Actually, what I want is to go back in time and not go to FUCKING grad school because I apparently wasted 10 years on PhD and postdocs and now have to find a completely unrelated job but am not eligible to do any internships, but you can't get a job without doing an internship, so fuck me I guess
Every time in my life that someone has told me "oh it couldn't hurt to ask," that person has had it work, and I have NEVER had it work and more often have had people respond like "why did you think this would work, we have proper channels for that"
Also, it's what every student who didn't come to class all semester, didn't do any of the homework, and failed the first two exams said when they asked me to raise their grade at the end of the semester. Like, no, I'm not passing you just because you asked.
Why would someone help some random person who emailed them get a job? The fact that we have built our society this way is gross and I hate it
Oh my God my vandalism has escaped containment
the team is all here
I tell myself that I don't photograph well, but I know I'm just actually ugly, but we all need these little lies
It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE
If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper
there are 2 Ethans in my daughter's class. you'd think they'd go by Ethan L and Ethan M, but they decided together that they would like to be called Lethan and Methan and I think that's fantastic
Dutch people are like “we don’t need to wear a helmet when we ride our bikes, because unlike in the barbarous United States, we have simply outlawed traumatic brain injury”
solid asphalt only hurts to fall on if the road it makes up was designed primarily for cars
I told my friend who’s a TBI researcher about this post and he was shocked silent and then started laughing harder than I’d ever seen him laugh before, and then he said, “we literally use something called Rotterdam Score to assess brain injuries.”
I never would have fucking guessed that wearing a helmet while riding a bike was one of the “American things” parts of Europe find weird or make fun of. Usually we’re the ones making the more dumbassed choice. America also has roads specifically for bikes you guys. And bike paths and bike parks. And no matter what you’re biking on there can absolutely always be an unexpected rock that sends you pitching forward into another rock that’s hungry for brains.
i miss them
I spent so much of my life romanticizing the Great and Powerful Enormity of the Sea, reading about the salt and the sweat of the sailors straining to haul the sails or anchor while dreading the monsters in the cold, icy deep fathoms below…and now you tell me that a fathom is only 6 feet deep -
Six feet is still more than enough for a grave.
Hi, that is the most metal addition you could have possibly made to this post
Finding cat puke by stepping in it with my bare feet is my "favorite" way of finding cat puke
