I'm still here

Hey there. I'm the girl with the forgettable name. (31, She/Her) My interests change so often. I'm on an Ace Attorney and Promare kick, among other things. (Oh also I'm JJsADragon on AO3 and Twitter) (also https://twitch.tv/jjsadragon )

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[bewbin]

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

[bewbin]

how could he

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[redstonedust]

characters who get the "i can fix him" urge not because theyre a saint who loves everyone inherently but because they think "if i can prove there's good in everyone, maybe i can start feeling like i'm worthy or being seen as good too."

[vampyre-daisies]

+ Essek

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?

Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting

Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.

[cuprohastes]

I’ve used it for years. Because I saw the Coneheads movie, but it was useful.

[lonesomelavenderbones]

Something I love about Gideon the Ninth that I haven't seen talked about yet is how well Tamsyn Muir manages to describe basic concepts like "night" and "salad" as though experiencing them for the first time through the eyes of a chimpanzee.

[teaboot]

I was too busy laughing to take a picture but my son answered the door last night ready for an adventure 😭😭😭

[teaboot]

IT HAPPENED AGAINNN

[pokemonarchive]

012 Butterfree (2022) Illustrator: HYOGONOSUKE

[synibread]

trucy is actually my fav to draw

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[gaypistachio]

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[doubleflowered]

drew this a while ago. the great thief yatagarasu is mr. that man's daughter and u cannot convince me otherwise

[the-real-seebs]

someone recently said near me "I'm pretty sure you could solve a lot of problems with the Death Note."

i am pretty sure that the belief that you could solve problems with the death note is the problem that you cannot solve with the death note.

anyway, i commented about this in a chat, and someone said they would try to use the death note to eradicate diseases, and probably get killed by the shinigami for doing it wrong, which would at least solve the shinigami's problem

i think i see how this plays out

my friend: writes "Cyclospora Cayetenensis is killed by a team of highly skilled medical researchers"

Janet Cayetenensis, who thought "Cyclospora" was a pretty name for a girl: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY HOUSE? CYCLO??? NOOOOOOO.

[yumantimatter]

>tries this and nothing happens

>realizes I wasn't keeping the victim's face in mind while writing their name

>applies to a microbio degree program

>looks directly at the cyclospora through my lab microscope while writing in the death note

>yet another nothing happens

>realizes the names we assign to organisms are probably not their names for death note purposes

>gets shinigami eyes to learn cyclospora's real name

>looks in the microscope again

>doesn't see anything

>confronts my shoulder shinigami about ripping me off

>"why the fuck would parasites have names anon"

>I'm thousands of dollars deep in student loans and lost half my lifespan for nothing

>mfw

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[4ragon]

I do think my Korean American Fusion cookbook remains my best impulse purchase