don't feed a guy a sponge

mer - pan - she/they - i like cartoons and musicals

[meresfavs]

i'm really considering making a completely new blog this one is a mess and that's why i'm never on it lmao

[andreii-tarkovsky]

vvitch better have my money

[andreii-tarkovsky]

payeth me what thee owe me

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

this is black phillip, the money goat! reblog in 10 sec and money will come your way so you can live deliciously

[bando--grand-scamyon]

reblogging to live deliciously

[sameboot]

today i got some columbian food in the back of a haunted mall how was everyone else’s day

[sameboot]

ok i will tell the tale

so im taking this spanish class, spanish professor wanted us to go out to eat to practice. im all prepared, i punch in the address and drive 2 the place. turns out this place isnt really a restaurant so much as it is a small habitable zone at the back of a vast, empty mall

there was dead silence and darkness. 90% of the outlets were shut down and blocked off

it was 2 o’clock on a Saturday, but this mall was COMPLETELY barren. an air of powerful curses hung in the air. none of the escalators were working, i had to hike up one like stairs

of course once i got to the restaurant i had a nice time and some p good food and a guy with a saxophone serenaded us with covers of pop hits

my freinds, it was surreal

[sameboot]

so my plans got really mixed up today and i decided to revisit the cursed mall while i was in the area! it seems things have gotten even stranger

for the most part, it is still the creepy empty mall it has always been. but this time even less stores were open, even the columbian restaurant was closed.

the food court, which was slightly open before, was utterly barren, and for some reason slightly sped-up mexican sounding music played over the completely empty venue

this was a particularly strange outlet, where instead of the remains of a store, there was a neatly set up classroom in the display window

[sameboot]

oh

[decayhexerei]

The mall shows u what u need when u need it

[meresfavs]

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[virgoboy]

clint eastwood by the gorillaz was the first song ever made

[tamboochie]

This my “please hire me I’m broke” smile

[tamboochie]

Okay but on some real shit an hour after I posted this selfie I got another job.

Reblog the Good Luck Cassi™

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

I saw this picture before I went to the bank to handle the 1,700 they took out of my account, I went to the bank and they offered to put my money back and set up a payment plan for their fuck up

Thanks Cassi 🤗

[starlightandtears]

Cassi help me get this job and we poppin’ big bottles.

[abeautifulmindexposed]

Cassi I need this semester to end right & we lit

[outerspaceisfun]

Cassi I want someone to take my job away from me because I can’t handle this but it’s too late for me to quit

[solarsquared]

I need a hundred and fifty thousand dollars but I can settle for 20 dollars right about now

[solarsquared]

Good Luck Cassi post came in clutch

[aaliyahbreaux]

Cassi I need them to give me more hours at work

[xxxangelz]

ok so i reblogged this & asked for $ to get my nails done nd guess who got some acrylics !!!

[tamboochie]

Why everyone getting good luck but me from my selfie I can’t….take dis

[lexluthervandross-deactivated20]

cassi when you become a meme

[aaliyahbreaux]

Okay but tell me why I went from an average of 12 hours to my first 20 hour week after reblogging this👀

[tamboochie]

WHERE IS MY LUCK

[aaliyahbreaux]

Just cause you da Good Luck Cassi™ don’t mean you aint gotta ask da Good Luck Cassi™ for some luck🙄

[evillullaby-deactivated20161031]

please cassi I need some cash nd I need to pass my course with flying colours

[shannonssoundcheck-deactivated2]

cassi please i need cash and to pass all of my courses

[fluorescencefuture]

Cassi I need cash to pay off all our tuition fees

[meresfavs]

Cassi please i need to get into the play i auditioned for and to get better grades

[cowgirlofficial]

always have a lighter with u just in case u see a confederate flag

[kookerus-speaks-deactivated2016]

thats illegal, you d*mb fuck “always have a gun in case you see a brown person” why is my sentence any worse?

[ebon-flow]

Because one’s a person, and one’s a fucking piece of cloth, you shitkicking assclown.

[onlyblackgirl]

Says a lot about people who support the confederate flag. Also it’s only illegal in 5 states. It ain’t the US flag.

[nope-deactivated20130709]

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

[meresfavs]

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[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[thisiswhymomworries]

normalize the concept of giving me $599.99

[astralpixie-deactivated20161225]

I hope you wake up early enough in the morning to put on your favorite outfit and make your favorite breakfast. I hope you find your skin clear and hair healthy. I hope you’re content with the way your body looks. I hope you find happiness in small things today. I hope that, even with your ups and downs, you are content with yourself.

[astcriagreengrass-deactivated20]

yeah but what kind of fictional character is your type?

[visualtraining-deactivated20240]

Zynth

[marcitlali]

marea omg, that means like the tide

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Briri……. bitch why

[niambi]

Niaren, that sounds exotic i could flip that

[cortney]

corse….

[sanshofox]

Moncy

[fruitcd]

ITS LITERALLY MY OWN NAME

[matavity]

i definitely can’t pull this off 🤘

[weirdmageddon]

first year anniversary to the moment the gravity falls fandom collectively died and resurrected all at once

[vesica-urentis]

thanks Obama

reblog between now and jan 20th 2017 to thank Obama

(expired reblogs still count)

[kiwi]

Listen I’ve never ever ordered something different from Subway. I always order the same thing, without fail. Same sandwich, same toppings, same everything and I don’t ever plan on changing it or trying anything different. 16 years of hundreds of the same fckin sandwich

[kiwi]

for some reason it makes me really happy to see ppl reblogging this post and adding that ONE SANDWICH they get at subway