Merkowski

[fuliajulia]

concept: it’s raining men and every man is ron swanson

[merkowski]

Every woman's dream

[merkowski]

At the bar we told my mother that if she wanted grandbabies she had to make us cookies. Sent my husband this today.

[merkowski]

This inspires me.

[merkowski]

[merkowski]

It's five o'clock somewhere

But I live in Wisconsin and can drink as early as I damn want

[merkowski]

Battle shots!!!

[merkowski]

Conditions were perfect for beer darts...it's Wednesday night...there's nothing good on tv...conditions are perfect

[yourcoffeeguru]

[tukut]

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[merkowski]

You may live in Wisconsin if..

...you buy a house and everyone is more interested in hearing about the silo that is on the land. Not a barn, just a silo.

[merkowski]

Ever open the door to your apartment complex and take the trim with it? Take that shitty landlord.

[ssarahpaulsonn]

[merkowski]

This should be broadcast as a public service announcement everywhere.

[1000-life-hacks]

[merkowski]

This will get me to 10 AM but what am I supposed to drink the rest of the day?

[clubjade]

Star Wars is not here for your armor misconceptions. In a response that’s getting some digital ink, the official Star Wars page’s reply to a clueless comment on Phasma’s armor. Just say no to actually dangerous boob-plates!

[astronomyproblems]

Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve

but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars

like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow

like wtf

[pastelmercutio]

wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???

[parfaerie]

 really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu; 

[killer-pineapples-blog]

hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

i’m fucking crying

[coffeeinspirations]