young wizard hedonist

Alia Duskweaver lvl 125 necromancer • you can ask me for my main or my wiz lmao • back again for the nostalgia of it all

[wizard1of1]

its that time of year wizesties

[karda]

its kinda funny how in wizard101 ur just a human that got taken from earth to this magic world to like. save it or whatever but then u see selena gomez just show up ask for help and once u help her she just goes home ?? and you just have to stay there like holy shit

[frogs420]

[daliafalmea]

everybody gangsta until the skeletal pirate hits em with the “SHAAAN MALA RI GAH…. AH, YA LAW SHALA BAH”

[playerofwizard101]

[x]

[completelyinfallible]

[goddammitravio]

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Crowns $3,600 Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

[ichorknight]

wizard: hey im gonna go back to wizard city real quick you want anything

malistaire: i want my wife back

wizard: yeah I got like 17 crowns

[savannahnighthunter]

skeletal pirate: SHARMELODELYAH

me: yes king😩🙌🏼 speak your truth

skeletal pirate: ACKFEEAHWAJAVAWAH

[horizon-hold]

[ashenwaste]

[ok-byeeeeeeeeee]

[merleambram]

imagine how much quicker the storyline would be if the young wizard had a shotgun

[spiralwanderer]

[merleambram]

this but it's just one page and the only sentence is "young wizard blows malistaire's head off in golem tower" and that's it

[merleambram]

imagine how much quicker the storyline would be if the young wizard had a shotgun

[completelyinfallible]

you ever think about how glowbugs does more damage, costs less pips, and has a better debuff than raging bull

[remakingggggggg-deactivated2020]

imagine being one of the most powerful death magic users in the UNIVERSE and holding such a strong grudge against a kid that u keep challenging them to fight and the kid keeps BEATING YOU but you just keep trying to fight because you don’t know how to let shit go. malistaire do not interact.

[merleambram]

i thought this was about voldemort until the last sentence. cinematic parallels

[mikesgothlemonade]

everyone please listen to this LA citizen REAMING the LA police commission today

(from @ whackkat on twitter)

[datacatte-faith-interpreter]

I’ve got the transcript!

[mikesgothlemonade]

HE DONT MISS