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Asserting my dominance in the men’s room by properly washing my hands

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

balaclava-trismegistus

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

lordsausage

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

william-s-churros

harleyglenn

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

calebwittebane

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

calebwittebane

mwagneto

what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade

mwagneto

a car swerved to try and hit me while i was typing this ??

mwagneto

imagine i die and the cops pick up my phone and im halfway through making a post about lemonade

nondelphic

writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea

armandgender

writing is so fun

armandgender

writing is impossible why does anyone do this

herssian

i dont like my stinking art and id ont like my STINGKING writing andi m still going to do both of them FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!