Aries: Good things are often made by terrible people, terrible things are made by good people. Do not mistake an artist for their art.
Taurus: There is a depth to exhaustion, a wellspring to the true self. Be careful how deep you dig.
Gemini: A big stick means nothing if people don’t know you’re ready to use it. Smash some stuff!
Cancer: Intimidate your enemies by maliciously sewing things to other things.
Leo: High-speed faceplanting for self defense.
Virgo: Set yourself apart at work by encasing everything but your legs in crystal.
Libra: With practice, you can learn to lurk anywhere, regardless of light level or zoning laws.
Scorpio: Save time and energy by simply submerging your entire head in food and absorbing nutrients through your skin.
Ophiuchus: The creepy carnival set up outside of town that only certain people can see is not to be trusted, not matter how cool the rollercoaster looks.
Sagittarius: Pretend to be a hive mind with your friends by speaking in unison until you actually do become a hive mind.
Capricorn: The person who looks exactly like you wearing exact copies of your clothes but soaked in blood that you see at target is just a wild coincidence. They did murder someone though.
Aquarius: Make sure annoying strangers dont bother you by covering yourself in honey and leaves.
Pisces: Excellent news! You’ve unlocked some new and exciting bones!
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