Merry's Masquerade

eclectic personal blog of spideromanoff

[merrysmasquerade]

I’ve Moved!

This blog is now an archive. Feel free to come follow me at @merrymasquerades!

I look forward to hanging out with you guys!

[duncheon]

My name is cow And in the day Tu wish him well Wen he go play With tender hart And gentle tung I bid farewell I lik my son

[clitworm]

the signs as scary things (because why not)

aries: the split second before something hits you in the face

taurus: projectile vomit

gemini: seeing someone outside your window at night

cancer: an abandoned house

leo: an angry 4 year old

virgo: first day of highschool

libra: almost spraying perfume in your eye

scorpio: when you fall and nearly die

sagittarius: getting lost in the middle of nowhere

capricorn: paper cuts

aquarius: the haunting fact that the world is dying

pisces: society

[mapsontheweb]

Proposed 38 states of the US by C. Etzel Pearcy, 1970s.

[maxknightley]

this is maybe one of the worst maps i’ve ever seen for one thing, how do you make michigan MORE fucked

[pinstripehourglass]

The need for Alaska to be one state was already dubious, does it really need to be two

[dragongirltitties]

*draws a bunch of random-ass lines on the map* i made it Better

[lord-foul]

What’re you taking about @pinstripehourglass Alaska is enormous It’s our biggest state Also it’s really far away from the others What state would you combine it with

[pinstripehourglass]

I would combine it with Maine so the whole US would connect at both ends

[lord-foul]

… You do realize you can’t physically move the states? Yes?

[pinstripehourglass]

Don’t tell me what I can’t do???

[lithanine]

Why would you RENAME Hawai’i if it’s gonna stay a state unto itself?? Like… why create extra work? Plus, like, it’s not like the United States named it Hawai’i. Leave poor Hawai’i alone.

Also if you’re gonna name the chunk of America that encompasses Louisiana as “bayou” you at least gotta stretch that line over to Houston because, honestly… my soggy city… that’s one of it’s nicknames…

[just-shower-thoughts]

No one can claim they’re good at finding a spouse. They’ve either only done it once, or they’re not very good at it.

[xxbonegirl11xx]

my name is ber my frend gos fast and wen he dos go flying past i am alone but wen he slose i hug my frend and lik his nos

[dangerousdykes]

me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting] me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]

[magic-spelldust]

Wispy Mist; Whispers of Time by tj.blackwell on Flickr.

[meatseekingmissile-deactivated2]

son of my bitch

whats the fuck

[loumargi]

Mykhaylo Berkos (1861–1919), Flax Blooms (1893),

[woifiecindy]

last night I was just minding my business and this nasty ass bug landed on my arm and I kept trying to shake it off (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) but it wouldn’t get off

[rubyetc]

tag all your bitches

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

LGBTBCIAHTFFACTNG

Lesbian, gay, bisexual, two bros chillin’ in a hot tub five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay

[onlytwitterpics]

[heavensickness]

me: i want a significant other

somebody: *gets flirty and intimate with me*

my brain: *kill bill sirens*

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This gentleman’s name is Pippin. Yes, ladies, he’s single.

[rosewater1997]

me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything