The Internets taste quite nice...

If I don't update, it's not because I don't love you, it's because I'm out in the real world dying.

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[doodlebymeg]

American girl dolls with their protest signs 🎀✨

©️ Doodle By Meg LLC

[belbar74]

[good-to-drive]

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

[merrythanatos]

[stainlesssteellocust]

I’m sat drunk in the beer garden of a rock bar and some chick is happily explaining that “So Jonathan Harker goes to this castle in Transylvania and he doesn’t know he’s in Dracula, right” to a guy who seems totally enthralled and I wish them nothing but the best

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

momentos despues de escribir esto vi otro post con el misma chiste pero en frances joder mi estupida baka vida.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

bestie... el español es de europea...

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[mapofyourstars]

Magneto was Right, X-Men: The Last Stand

[thethirdbear]

[gryphye]

[yesterdaysprint]

Albany Ledger, Missouri, June 17, 1898

[badolmen]

time travel AU where r2d2 is the one who goes back to the clone wars but not in the standard ‘same body new memories’ way. now there’s just two r2s running around the galaxy: one trying to kill the chancellor and another that could be easily convinced to kill the chancellor. their meeting wouldn’t have any time travel ramifications besides doubling the number of r2 units trying to kill the palpatine. this efficiently doubles as c3po’s personal hell.

[givingbadpeoplegoodideas]

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

[gay-mormon-wizard]

happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to those who celebrate

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[wizardarchetypes]

told my mom my feet are cold & all my wool socks are dirty & she said “how about THESE” and pulled out of her pocket a pair of wool socks that apparently took 3rd place in the Delaware State Fair, which I know because the ribbon is still attached

[wizardarchetypes]

[wizardarchetypes]

reading the tags I realize it wasn’t clear:

my mom doesn’t knit. she didn’t make these socks

she’s never been to Delaware

[elodieunderglass]

Fantastic story thank you

[mortalityplays]

the person asserting the make-a-wish child's right to an aryan doordasher is a she-ra fandom blogger embroiled in callout drama who regularly posts thousand word essays invoking the threat of femicide as the reason taylor swift can't come out as a lesbian. just for the epistemology of the concepts here.

[that-house]

i'm just so glad to be out on the water

[syn4k]

[joasakura]

This is one of those posts where you're 'just standing on the sidewalk, minding your own business and a primer grey ford pinto full of screaming clowns on fire drives past at high speed, the sound doppler shifting into the distance.

[puthy]

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