The party is over, now some serious business.
Don't forget to read the 'propaganda' before voting.
Choose your wife
Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours
!Please note that you'll have to marry the one you choose!
Pros: is really funny (YES HE IS), super rich (literally has a mansion with a butler and all these fancy clothes, vintage wine, etc), a captain (romantic, innit?), likes to tell exciting stories about his and his famous ancestor's adventures, A BEAR (really hirsute too, i'm convinced), will complain but still help you with anything and follow you anywhere (although prefers to stay at home), got your back, submissive and breedable.
Cons: an alcoholic (let's face the truth), has anger issues (screams, breaks things, punches people, etc), has mood swings, complains A LOT, a little bit silly (although i'm not so sure that's necessarily a bad thing, in that particular case i think it *sometimes* might be annoying).
Pros: literally the world's strongest man, likes to hold you in his arms, SILLY (can also be a bit annoying, BUT), CUTE (has very squishable cheeks and two small red plaits), A BEAR (even more than Haddock, i think?..), can protect you from anything and anybody, very gentle and loving, makes (or buys) you presents, loves animals (doesn't stop him from eating them btw), will help you with anything and follow you anywhere, got your back, submissive and breedable.
Cons: a massive glutton (loves food so much that it can at times be more important to him than anything else), gets offended easily, stubborn, lives in a very small village which is frequently attacked, you'll HAVE to share his (rather small in the first place) hut with his best friend, likes to beat people up for fun, is gullible, easily persuaded, turned against others (always ends up coming back to you anyway, though), has a crush on almost everyone (even might start cheating (or trying to), but ends up disappointed and comes back to you, 'his only true love').
P.S. I love them equally and can't choose myself, so you'll have to do it, sorry.
