certified catboy trainer

99% of what i reblog is posted by my queue hourly

[badassdemonsword]

who is that wet little beast I see off in the distance

[badassdemonsword]

oh, it's muskrat.

[rslashrats]

[andshecanproveitwasolidrighthook]

5pm.... still bright outside....

[konoko]

[adhdbun]

[nunyabizni]

[dzamie]

This is definitely on purpose - the white packaging with colored dots is specifically Wonder Bread brand. The normallest case scenario is that Wonder Bread paid them for product placement. The more likely scenario is that the animators wanted to put in a hilarious niche joke as animators often do. The weirdest case scenario is that the dude with the fetish paid off someone to do this.

[knightoflodis]

Just the implication of the possibility of the wonder bread person paying for this to happen in a broadcasted kids’ cartoon show is hilarious to me.

[renousim]

metalworkers are wizards because they "cast" metal :)

[yrakenveitbluther-deactivated20]

wrong. its not magic dumbass

[renousim]

i cast molten lead down your throat

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

[lunagaron]

The minecraft peeps (the creeps) look so friend shaped...

Like look at him... wow... what a little guy

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

“Look at this snake!  He’s grumpy!”  Well, Steve Irwin, if a cloud giant ten hundred times the size of G-d picked me up I think I would probably be grumpy too

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

“I’m sorry I’m late.  I was accosted by a colossal beast on my way here.”

“Oh, goodness!  Are you okay?”

“Yes he was actually very polite.”

[cipheramnesia]

[blushing] “he said i was gorgeous”

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

……….go on

[gendergenius]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

I know none of you will reblog this because you only care about your pretty-boy celebrities and your contrived “discourse”, but I just undid Dracula’s curse

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

case in point

this is a Hell of a downgrade 

[garbage-empress]

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

[notvoid]

[cikero]

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

I live for these

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

ah, how could I forget the best one

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

and then there's just this:

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

have some more

[queensparklekitten]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[yeehawlw]

we don’t talk enough about how hard la la land slapped

[yeehawlw]

[yeehawlw]

[forever-memes]

The harvester is much stronger.