I Post Random Shit

No really I do I post a lot of anime mostly naruto but also food hot topics funny stuff. So I hope you enjoy :3

[niyarest]

[creativepromptsforwriting]

You want to learn to write better dialogue? Become a bitch who has whole conversations and debates in her mind all the time and you'll become a natural.

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[comradekatara]

katara is one of those impossibly cool people who “has a guy” for everything. like run into any sort of problem and she’s just like “hang on i gotchu. just contact this number and they’ll know what to do.” but half the time that guy is just sokka

[salix03]

incredibly in-character

[frankiedotbiz]

funniest oopsie in fallout 4 is whoever made this signed baseball just googled random signatures and slapped them onto the ball asset and called it a day.

this club penguin character is canon to the fallout universe.

[valtsv]

when the necromancer expects you to be risen as soon as they cast the resurrection spell and doesn't even let you have half an hour for phone in grave

[bonivers]

this this this

[ilikeit-art]

[cartoondog]

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

[lemonsweet]

Worm baby #1: *wakes up*

Worm baby #2: hey you're finally up... I have an idea

Worm baby #3: let's squirm on mama

[jovialspecter]

IT NEVER STRUCK ME THAT BABY WORMS EXIST OMG I LOVE THEM

[f4rm]

[kleefkruid]

tumblr is the funniest place to constantly change your username and profile picture because most people don't post pictures of themselves and plenty don't even have their name in their bio so you're stuck identifying your mutual by the pictures of their cat or their daily 2 am rant about inaccurate historical costuming

[knightofleo]

[supersecretcat]

[gamegrrl]

this is the funniest google “people also asked” i’ve seen in my life

“they’re all horrible degenerates and also lesbians”

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[gallusrostromegalus]

The Library!

For When Not Even God Can Help You!

[thememedaddy]

[fullofdelight]

Found this gem in the comments.

[awittylemon]

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

[darksteel-relic]

And he's losing.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

some of you just cannot accept that “i just don’t like it” is a complete reason to not engage with media or a facet of media

[iwilleatyourenglish]

funniest possible advice