Hey There

Likes: Cow Chop, The Creatures, Roosterteeth (and shows produced by them), Achievement Hunter, Let's Play, Overwatch, cartoons.

[badassdemonsword]

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[graytaloty]

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

[habbadax]

You wish you were me

[habbadax]

I can do it on rocks also

[applebutterbabie]

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[sharkapology]

People do not give us (Brasil) enough credit for:

Our fucked up dolphins

Our fucked up porcupines

Our fucked up snakes

This

[celestial-seasonings427]

What the fuck is that

[sharkapology]

can u be nice

[konoko]

[cognitohazardous]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ANT #5362 HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[ryoki-ph]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Yeah that's-- whatdyou mean .7???

[paperclip6]

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[iftadwascool]

[battletoads]

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[natalieironside]

Steamed Punks is when it's like the old-timey times and the book has a blimp in it

[sarkos]

An entire divergent timeline, somewhere around the Victorian Period, localized entirely in your kitchen?

[natalieironside]

Yes

[cupofchangeling]

...may I see it?

[natalieironside]

No

[oneheadtoanother]

[vultures-nest]

im studying histology and i just like the little guys that work so hard to keep our organisms up and running