I Only Pretend to be Responsible

I occasionally appear and write stuff.

[mysharona1987]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by the talented @Secondlina  

you can read her comic on webtoons

[lotldraws]

this got Numbers on twitter so i’m posting here cause i literally have nothing else going on but working on my webcomic which you can read here and support here

[sonshinin]

[wanderingcas]

who is old enough to be part of the fanfic.net era where we literally talked to our characters? like, had conversations with them?

cause I do. as a lonely child of 12 who had no friends, it was a favorite pasttime of mine to boot up the dial-up internet and type out imaginary conversations with ouran high school host club characters in the beginning notes before even starting the damn chapter (which was inevitably 500 words long and absolutely awful)

[castielsdisciple]

Modern Author’s Note on Ao3: might discuss some possible triggers, thank readers for comments, apologize for a delay in update, etc–talking to reader, essentially.

Author’s Note on FFN back in 2010: 

Author: Y’all are gonna love this cahpter!!!! [Character] not sooooo much

Character:…wh–what’s gonna happen?

Author: Don’t worry about it! ^.^

Character: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME??

Author: ;)

Character: D:

those were dark, dark days, man. Today’s Fandom Freshman are sure lucky they missed this. 

[tenoko1]

This when right alongside the detailed disclaimers to avoid lawsuits.

[hazeldomain]

Don’t forget that the author was broken into at least five separate voices, ‘Inside Out’ style.

[officialgleamstar]

or where you would have ask blogs for your ocs except it was just in a ff.net story. basically an entire classic authors note except people would ask questions. that was my childhood.

[zwritestuff]

Y'all forgot that sometimes we also appeared in the middle of the text with notes like “(author: noooo >:( character is such a b*tch!!!! character: I’M NOT!!!!)” And it was the crimgiest shit ever but we had fun doing it lmao

[stars-for-thought]

[absintheblue]

Major flashback vibes. Omg

[queer-cosette]

what about the knock-out combination move of getting a different character to do a different but equally detailed disclaimer at the start of every chapter

[n5fw]

for every 2 minutes of brain usage i need 20 minutes of distraction and possibly a nap

[emilyartstudio-s]

Damn he really nailed you there.

[catchymemes]

Life hacks

[hamenthotep]

[zorahooc]

If I wasn’t feeling old 2min ago I damn well am now.

[eldritch-bisexual]

this post came into my house and slapped me with my own slippers.

[digitaldiscipline]

I’m old enough to have written “how to find pornography online” articles for a physical newspaper. And at the time, that meant “go to alt.binaries“

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cluegrrl]

It would be just as effective as a full on strike, without risking their jobs in anti union states. Especially if they made public newspaper announcements that this is what they will ALL be doing.

[spiderine]

This is called “Work-To-Rule” (a form of malicious compliance), and is a very useful and effective tool in labor organization!

[whitewinesupernova]

no offense but nonbinary ppl can have boobs…..nonbinary ppl can have long hair, wear dresses, use makeup, have beards, be tall or short, muscular, thin, or curvy……there is literally no wrong way to be nonbinary 

[sunlezz]

[empyrealhesper]

gosh it was so nice to read this

[boncorner]

Hello I am in love with @utane ‘s roleswap AU and I really wanted to show my appreciation for it so… here’s the Boy…

[memewhore]

[haunted-fen]

A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:

Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”

Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”

Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”

[rocktheholygrail]

his captions tho

[posies-archive]

helga hitting brainy compilation + some variations of that gag…. pretty sure this is everything!

[jazminesullivan]

DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD dir. James Bobin, 2019

[ysabelmystic]

There’s so much chaotic energy here

[john-mulaneys-left-nostril]

every time a scene like this would show up, the guy behind me in the movie theater would yell back in response.

but i wasn’t mad. i wasn’t even breathing. because i was laughing too hard

[awesome-picz]

Wholesome Cat Posts That Will Hopefully Make Your Day.