an anxious mess

"when you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you"

[petite-ursus]

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

[jasmerripen]

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

[no-i-know-her]

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fashionsensexoxo]

do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else

[adzolotl]

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

[sailor--spoon]

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

[buffysummers]

[dyscomancer]

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

[dyscomancer]

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

[dyscomancer]

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

[dyscomancer]

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

[dyscomancer]

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

[scholarlou]

be like elle woods °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[dankmemeuniversity]

[warm-suggestions]

Friendly reminder to drink more water and let go of more bullshit

[aidashakur]

S/O to myself fr because this year wasn’t easy at all.

[yellowpoet]

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

[troyetroyetroye]

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

[momoiroinkremade]

[theriu]

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

[yellowpoet]

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

[newtgeiszler]

tag yourself im 5

[aaaaamh]

Think about it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The most unrealistic thing about movies are teens with perfect skin

[equalistmako]

let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)

[equalistmako]

[adamsmasher]

[hobgoblinhero]

Okay so we’re all just stealing our ideas from Highlights magazine now huh?

[bands-and-random-stuff-inactive]

Just a gentle reminder for tumblr users with anxiety, panic disorders or who get nervous quickly: 

- Chain mail, “reblog this or..” posts etc. don’t work. They’re not real. Nothing bad will happen if you don’t forward that mail or reblog that post. 

- “If you don’t reblog this, you’re a bad person” is a lie. You’re not a bad person for not clicking a button. 

- You are allowed to unfollow blogs that post triggering contents. 

- You’re not weak or a crybaby for avoiding things that are triggering. Far from it, you’re taking care of yourself. That’s amazing! 

[teashoesandhair]

Dear everyone who is currently working on a Thing, whatever that Thing may be,

Good luck with the Thing. You can do the Thing. You will do the Thing. You just have to do the Thing.

Best wishes,

Someone who is also doing a Thing